“One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board”

The Polish composer Frédéric François Chopin’s last name can sound like “chopping,” and there are jokes.
 
“One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board” was posted on X/Twitter by Mark Haggan on November 17, 2011. “One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board” was posted on LaffGaff on January 28, 2025.
 
“What is musical and handy in a supermarket?”/“A Chopin Liszt” is another Chopin joke.
 
     
Wikipedia: Frédéric Chopin
Frédéric François Chopin (born Fryderyk Franciszek Chopin; 1 March 1810 – 17 October 1849) was a Polish composer and virtuoso pianist of the Romantic period, who wrote primarily for solo piano. He has maintained worldwide renown as a leading musician of his era, one whose “poetic genius was based on a professional technique that was without equal in his generation”.
 
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Mark Haggan
@markhaggan
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.
4:42 PM · Nov 17, 2011
   
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Dave Roberts
@hi_robb
Classical music loving chefs cut their food up on a Chopin board.
9:47 AM · Jun 29, 2014
 
Facebook
Russell McMillan
September 28, 2017 at 3:58 AM ·
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
 
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/kitchen-jokes/ 
#Kitchen #Joke #Humour #KitchenJokes http://markhaggan.com/randomness/kitchen-jokes/
11:00 AM · Jun 1, 2018
 
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Nic J
@tismenic70
#mondaymirth
I could hear classical music coming from my kitchen this morning….
It’s ok though…realised it was just the Chopin board. 🎶 🎶😬😬😂😂
2:11 AM · Jul 30, 2018
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
[deleted]—January 5, 2020
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think it’s the Chopin board.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
VERBERD—January 24, 2021
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music….
Think it’s the Chopin board.
   
Reddit—Oneliners
simmo28—October 21, 2022
Heard classical music coming from my kitchen this morning, turned out it was just the Chopin board.
 
Reddit—3amjokes
EndersGame_Reviewer—October 2, 2024
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music.
I think it’s the Chopin board.
 
LaffGaff
Musical Utensil
January 28, 2025 by LaffGaff
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
I think it’s the Chopin board.