A spider variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: Diner: Waiter, there is a spider in my soup.Waiter: Yes sir, I put it there to catch the fly. Google Groups:…
A bee variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.Waiter: Yes sir, it is the fly's day off. Google Groups: rec.humorWAITER…
A potato variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: Diner: Waiter, there's a button on my potato.A: Well, you did ask for a jacket potato. Google Groups:…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJohn Barnes@jbitwc2009"Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water."2:51 PM - 7 Dec…
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" is an old joke, with many punchlines. The joke is first cited in 1872 and was frequently told in the 1880s. In the late 1888s, the slang phrase…
Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating insects. A WEF variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: DINER: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! WAITER…
A wine variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: Diner: Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!Waiter: Well, you did ask for something with a little body in it! The joke was…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterBollywood Sargam@bollywoodsargamWaiter jokes - 9446 Joke: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the ..…
A good restaurant meal --starting with soup -- can't solve all problems. A joke was posted on Twitter by "the garbage shit boy" on March 11, 2014: "Waiter, there's a…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterWillie J. Green@WillieJG"Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them,…
A restaurant joke is: Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table. "Small Girl: 'Where did the funny little eggs come from, do you…
A classic restaurant joke is: CUSTOMER: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. WAITER: Then why aren't you laughing? The joke was cited in 1931, when it involved the stew served in military barracks.…
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterBollywood Sargam@bollywoodsargamWaiter jokes - 9499 Joke: Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies...…
A restaurant often asks about intolerances -- that is, food intolerances. "At a restaurant that asks you to let them know if you have any intolerances. Yep, people who don't indicate…
When a waiter says that a plate is "hot," that doesn't mean that a plate is sexually attractive. "The plate wasn't hot enough. Personally i'm never sexually attracted…
A waiter's request of "Can I take your order?" may have a double meaning. This restaurant joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 14, 2016, and again on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…