“Waiter: Do you wanna box for that? Diner: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Frank Berry Jr. @FrankBerryAt the end of my meal last night:Waiter: "You wanna box for that?" Me: "No. But I'll WRESTLE you for…
Mile High City (Denver nickname)
“Waiter: How do you like your eggs? Diner: I don’t know. I haven’t gotten them yet.”
"How do you like your eggs?" usually means "How do you like your eggs prepared?" A popular joke is: Waiter: How do you like your eggs? Diner: I don't know. I haven't…
“Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with my girlfriend.”
A restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Provocotive Sloth on October 9, 2018: waiter: how do u like your steak cookedme: like winning an argument with my gfwaiter: rare it is The joke has been…
“Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife.”
A restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Provocotive Sloth on October 9, 2018: waiter: how do u like your steak cookedme: like winning an argument with my gfwaiter: rare it is The joke has been…
“Waiter: Is your food spicy, sir? Diner: No, smoke always comes out of my ears!”
A joke about spicy food was printed in many newspapers in July 1962: WIFE: Were the peppers too hot, darling?HUSBAND: No, dear. Smoke always comes out of my ears when I eat. The joke became a…
“Waiter: May I take your plates? Diner: Sure, they were yours to begin with!”
When a waiter or a waitress asks "May I take your plate?" after a meal is finished, that doesn't imply possession, but a joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on January 1, 2018:…
“Waiter: This is duck soup. Diner: No! It’s watered down!”
Some restaurant soups are watered down, and there's a pun: Customer: Waiter, this soup is too weak.Waiter: But sir, it's our best duck soup. Customer: Oh no it isn't! It's…
“Waiter! Do you have frogs’ legs?”/“No, I always walk this way.”
"Waiter, do you have frogs' legs?" is an old joke. The diner wants to know if the restaurant has frogs' legs on the menu, but the joke refers to the waiter's legs.…
“Waiter’s-thumb-in-the-soup” jokes
The "waiter's-thumb-in-the-soup" joke dates to at least 1883. The central joke is that hot soup can burn the waiter's thumb (while the customer is more concerned about the…
“Waiters bring a lot to the table”
The expression "bring to the table" means what assets one has to offer, but a pun often involves waiters/waitresses at a restaurant. "Waitresses are good at negotiations, they bring…
“Waiting for a leader or savior to solve the problem is precisely what the slave has been ‘trained’ to do”
"Waiting for a leader or savior to solve the problem is precisely what the slave has been 'trained' to do" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Free Radical on…
“Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part”
"Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I’m scared y’all messed it up" is a political saying that has been…
“Waiting for inspiration to write is like standing at the airport waiting for a train”
"Waiting for inspiration to write is like standing at the airport waiting for a train" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "n.o.w._Waiting for inspiration to…
“Waiting for my thighs to socially distance themselves”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people "social distancing" themselves from others. "Waiting for my thighs to socially distance themselves" -- that is, the speaker…
“Waiting for the other shoe to drop” (business idiom)
"Waiting for the other shoe to drop" is a popular business idiom. A person wears two shoes; when a person takes off one shoe and drops it on the floor, it's expected that the other…
“Waiting in traffic is like getting in line to go to work”
People often get stuck in traffic on the way to work. "Traffic is depressing. It's just waiting in line to go to work" was posted on Twitter by Jebb Sinclair on September 7, 2013.…
“Waitress says ‘Say when’ when grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan”
"Waitress says 'Say when' when grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu, please?” (joke)
A restaurant joke is: MALE CUSTOMER: Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu, please?WAITRESS: The men I please are none of your damn business! The joke was posted by "AnOnion"…
“Waitress: Any intolerances? Diner: Well, I can be a bit racist.”
A restaurant often asks about intolerances -- that is, food intolerances. "At a restaurant that asks you to let them know if you have any intolerances. Yep, people who don't indicate…
“Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Diner: What kind of font is this?”
A typical restaurant question can have a jocular answer: Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu?Diner: Yes. What kind of font is this? The joke was popularized by American actor Rainn…