“Waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.”/“Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.”

A bee variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is:
 
Diner: Waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.
 
 
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WAITER JOKES
Nancy Carson
4/21/97
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Customer: Waiter Waiter, there is a bee in my soup.
Waiter:  Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.