“Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.”/“Then we’ve served you too much soup.”

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Bollywood Sargam
@bollywoodsargam
Waiter jokes - 9446 Joke: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup! Then we’ve served you too much soup, the .. http://tinyurl.com/ql3gyy
6:39 PM - 24 May 2009
     
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S.Rippetoe ⤵
@S_Rippetoe
“Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading”
3:46 PM - 23 Jul 2017
 
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Matthew Clack
@thefatmilchman
I was stopping in a nice hotel in Bolton. I said to the woman: “There’s a fly swimming in my soup.” She said: “There’s too much soup. It should be paddling.”
4:50 PM - 1 Mar 2018