“Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?”/“It scares away the flies.”

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Bollywood Sargam
@bollywoodsargam
Waiter jokes - 9499 Joke: Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies… http://tinyurl.com/psox5z
5:13 PM - 26 May 2009
 
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Иоанна Чуприна
@fueduci
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
10:01 AM - 13 Dec 2016