"Waiter, there's a fly in my…

A wine variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is:

Diner: Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!
Waiter: Well, you did ask for something with a little body in it!

The joke was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on April 30, 1991.

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food
Hugo Burke
4/30/91
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Customer:waiter , there’s a fly in my wine.
W :Yes well you did ask for something with a little body in it.

Google Groups: eunet.jokes
Waiter, waiter…
Patrick McCrae
5/9/91
Customer : Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my wine !
Waiter : Well you did order something with a little body in it !

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WAITER JOKES
Nancy Carson
4/21/97
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Customer: Waiter Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine.
Waiter: Well you did ask for wine with body in it.

Twitter
juliann_kane24
@juliann_kane24
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
9:38 PM - 18 Sep 2009

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
“Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!”

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COMMENTS
Francie Coffey
Mar 1st 2015, 10:06 AM
” waiter, – there’s a fly in my wine…!! ”
” well sir, – you did ask for something with a little body…”

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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#tuesdaytitters
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!
Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
3:12 AM - 17 Jul 2018

“Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”/“Well, you did ask for something with a little body in it!”