"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
"If you want to know how well the medical industry understands health, just look at the food they serve in hospitals" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Hospital food is…
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at some of the people he gives it to" is a popular saying that has been credited to many people, most frequently -- and incorrectly --…
"If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was posted on Facebook by…
"If you want to know who your tribe is, speak your truth and see who sticks around. Those are yours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Note to self: If you want to…
A joke has it that a fancy restaurant doesn't give you a "bill," it gives you a "william." "At the end of meals in formal restaurants remember to ask for the William.…
"If you want to lose weight, you don't need to exercise or diet. Just fall in love with the wrong person" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If you want to…
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans" is a saying that's from the Yiddish proverb Der mentsh trakht und Gott lakht ("Man plans and God laughs"). Although the…
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
A business is said to be "on the map" when it becomes known to many and/or influential clients. "If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map" is a jocular…
"There's an old restaurant saying: if you want to sell it, crumb it" was cited in print in 2009. The saying means that restaurant customers love food coated with breadcrumbs, such as…
"That's your business" usually means "that's your life/prerogative" and does not refer to an actual business, but there are jokes. “@cluedont: If you want to set up…
"That's your business" usually means "that's your life/prerogative" and does not refer to an actual business, but there are jokes. “@cluedont: If you want to set up…
Thomas J. Watson, Sr. (1874-1956), the chairman and CEO of IBM from 1914 to 1956, gave his formula for success -- "double your rate of failure" (or "double your failure rate").…
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…