"I've found the key to happiness. Stay away…

“I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay away from assholes” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“I have found the key to happiness… Stay away from assholes” was posted on Twitter by IG: ntombi_mcdust on April 29, 2012. “I’ve found the key to happiness is to stay away from assholes” was posted on Twitter by Shawny Bunny on June 10, 2012. “I’ve found the key to happiness, stay away from assholes!” was posted on Twitter by ashleigh elizabeth on June 12, 2012. “I’ve found the key to happiness: stay away from assholes!!” was posted on Twitter by Angela on June 19, 2012.

“I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes” is a similar version of the saying that appears to be slightly earlier.

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IG: ntombi_mcdust
@ntombey008
I have found the key to happiness… Stay away from assholes.
10:13 AM · Apr 29, 2012·Mobile Web

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Aimee B
@proudmama009
The key to happiness is to stay away from assholes 😊
7:17 PM · Jun 8, 2012·Samsung Mobile

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Andrea
@Andrea507
I just discovered the key to happiness in life! Stay away from assholes!
12:02 AM · Jun 10, 2012·Mobile Web

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Shawny Bunny
@Shawna_
I’ve found the key to happiness is to stay away from assholes.
10:57 PM · Jun 10, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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ashleigh elizabeth †
@ItzAshyYo
“I’ve found the key to happiness, stay away from assholes!”
2:29 PM · Jun 12, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Angela
@averme
I’ve found the key to happiness: stay away from assholes!!
5:04 PM · Jun 19, 2012·MyPad for iOS (iPad)

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Brianna Nicole
@_bribaby22
I found the key to happiness: stay away from assholes.
9:17 PM · Jun 26, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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ADDISON
@AddisonJones7
“If you’re looking for the key to happiness, just stay away from assholes!” #sotrue #mymomsthebest
11:07 PM · Nov 17, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Leslie Brooks
@Leslie_Annie
The key to happiness is to stay away from assholes.
*inspirational tweet
10:48 AM · Jun 30, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Donna T
@sweetg35
The key to happiness?! That’s easy, stay away from assholes.
6:10 PM · Jun 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Becca
@Hippie_of_Love
Do you want to know the key to happiness?
Stay away from assholes…...true story
7:58 PM · Jan 13, 2020·Twitter for iPad

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Wigi
@Wigi
I’ve found the key to happiness….. Stay away from assholes.
5:07 PM · Apr 11, 2021·Twitter for Android