"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't…

“I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by WriterOfWrongs on September 23, 2010, and on Twitter by sickipediabot on October 8, 2010.

The joke has been printed on an ecard.

Twitter
WriterOfWrongs
@GrahamGoring
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. Can’t wait to introduce my parent to my bride 2B.
7:35 AM · Sep 23, 2010·Echofon

Twitter
Dingy Doctor
@dingydoctor
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
10:28 AM · Oct 8, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
12:31 PM · Oct 8, 2010·sickipediabot

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
4:25 PM · Jan 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Crap Jokes
@TheCrapJoker
I’ve decided to marry a pencil,
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
1:59 PM · Jun 4, 2015·TweetDeck

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/xCerra June 6, 2016
I’ve decided to marry a pencil
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BookerGinger October 7, 2017
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Rav4xle June 28, 2020
I’ve decided to marry a pencil.
I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.