“I’ve benedicted to Eggs Benedict”
“Benedicted” sounds like “been addicted,” and there have been several “Eggs Benedict” puns. “When I lay an egg around here, it’s just ignored! That’s O.K… I’ve benedicted for three years now” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on October 13, 1999. “Lol RT @roybotROCK: Addicted to eggs benedict. Eggs benedicted” was posted on Twitter by Suzanne Michelle on March 29, 2010.
“Tried the host’s eggs benedict last week. Benedicted ever since HAHA (it’s a yoke)” was posted on Twitter by Michaela Arseneau on October 20, 2012. “#breakfastsongs Might as well face you’re Egg Benedicted to love”—a pun on the 1986 Robert Palmer song “Addicted to Love”—was posted on Twitter by ѕυѕαηηαн on May 12, 2013.
“Why couldn’t the egg quit smoking? Because he’d Benedicted to it” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on October 30, 2019.
Wikipedia: Eggs Benedict
Eggs Benedict is an American breakfast or brunch dish that consists of two halves of an English muffin topped with a poached egg, bacon or ham, and hollandaise sauce. The dish was first popularized in New York City.
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
The stolen egg: a Jurassic Prank
Jenni Saqua
10/13/99
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Well darn! When I lay an egg around here, it’s just ignored! That’s O.K… I’ve benedicted for three years now… I’m getting used to it.. :-D
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raincoaster
@raincoaster
Attended the Church of the Ovaltine, eggs have been benedicted.
2:42 PM · Oct 31, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Suzanne Michelle
@SuzMichizzle
Lol RT @roybotROCK: Addicted to eggs benedict. Eggs benedicted.
4:12 PM · Mar 29, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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🎃🍁status: decaying 🍁🎃
@LionsRoar83
Having eggs benedict for breakfast. I’ve benedicted to it for a while now. #badumtsss #puntweet
2:24 PM · Dec 18, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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TΛNTI SOFYΛN
@tantisofyan
i want my egg benedicted!
10:31 PM · Oct 19, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Michaela Arseneau
@micharseneau
Tried the host’s eggs benedict last week. Benedicted ever since HAHA (it’s a yoke)
1:10 PM · Oct 20, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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ѕυѕαηηαн 🐌🥂🎃
@PlusTardFD
#breakfastsongs Might as well face you’re Egg Benedicted to love
7:53 AM · May 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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KarmaJoltergeist
@CakeMatrix
Egg puns crack me up, I’ve benedicted to them for a while now.
3:08 PM · Nov 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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brighton
@elbrighton
I’m benedicted to eggs benedict
2:17 PM · May 18, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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KarmaJoltergeist
@CakeMatrix
@DennysDiner Eggs puns crack me up. I’ve benedicted to them for a while.
3:40 PM · Aug 22, 2015·Twitter for Android
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KarmaJoltergeist
@CakeMatrix
Egg puns crack me up. I’ve benedicted to these yolks for an eggstreamly long time. #agdq2018
1:02 PM · Jan 9, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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103.9 The Fox
@RockTheFoxRadio
It’s the day after Easter and we have to figure out what to do with all those eggs, so Today’s #EdWordPlay with
@EddieVolkman
is #EggRock. Put an egg reference into a rock song title. I’ll start: “Scramble On”, “Shell’s Bells”, “Benedicted To Love”. YOUR TURN!
7:38 AM · Apr 2, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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The Sp💀💀ky Jacket
@TheSassJacket
I’ve benedicted to eggs my whole life.
10:28 AM · Jun 19, 2018·Twitter Web App
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Cal Olson
@CalOlson
I’ve never Benedicted an Egg. I’ve never Bloodied a Mary. (Thank heavens…) I’m not sure if any of this is bad… except for the Mary thing. That’s good.
11:24 AM · Dec 23, 2018 from Grand Rapids, MI·Twitter for iPad
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Jared Hamilton
@JHamSlam1
The muffin asked the egg if he had an alcohol addiction. The egg said, “Yeah man I’ve benedicted for years now.”
I’ll see myself out.
5:18 PM · Apr 22, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/drippylip October 30, 2019
Why couldn’t the egg quit smoking?
Because he’d Benedicted to it.
I thought of this joke over 20 years ago as a kid lol