“If you don’t moo every time you drive past cows, what are you doing with your life?”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
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“If you don’t read a newspaper, you’re uninformed; if you do read one, you’re misinformed”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Mark TwainSamuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American humorist, novelist, writer,…
“If you don’t swear while driving, then you’re not paying attention to the road at all”
"If you don’t swear while driving, then you’re not paying attention to the road at all" is a jocular statement that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited in print…
“If you drink hot chocolate with a spoon, it’s like chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“If you drink hot cocoa with a spoon, it becomes chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“If you drink like a fish, swim—don’t drive”
"If you drink like a fish, swim -- don't drive" is a popular bumper sticker. "If you drink like a fish, don't drive. swim" was cited in print in July 1959 and credited…
“If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil— Philip’s head screwdriver”
A screwdriver cocktail and a Phillips head screwdriver (a tool) are different things, but there are jokes. "If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil, you have…
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt”
American singer, actor and comedian Dean Martin (1917-1995) liked to drink and he liked to golf, and is credited with the popular quote: ' "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even…
“If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?”/“U r a bus.”
Subaru is a Japanese automaker. Many people have noticed that "Subaru" spelled backwards is "u r a bus" (you are a bus). "Billy Sage says that for economy you can't…
“If you drive past cows and don’t say ‘cows,’ you’re a psychopath”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“If you drive past cows and don’t ‘moo’ at them, you’re a psychopath”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“If you drive past horses and don’t say ‘horses,’ you’re a psychopath”
Many people can't drive past horses without pointing it out to others in the car. "idc how old you are if you drive past horses you're going to say 'horsies'" was…
“If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece”
"If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Reddit --…
“If you eat cake fast enough, your Fitbit will think you’re walking”
"If you eat cake/cookies/donuts fast enough, your Fitbit will think you're jogging/walking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I heard if you eat fast…
“If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and bite candles”
Many people do not like the taste of candy corn. "If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and candles as well" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and candles as well”
Many people do not like the taste of candy corn. "If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and candles as well" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“If you eat cookies fast enough, your Fitbit will think you’re running”
"If you eat cake/cookies/donuts fast enough, your Fitbit will think you're jogging/walking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I heard if you eat fast…
“If you eat donuts fast enough, your Fitbit will think you’re jogging”
"If you eat cake/cookies/donuts fast enough, your Fitbit will think you're jogging/walking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I heard if you eat fast…
“If you eat enough beans, any chair can be musical”
A joke on the game of "musical chairs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 9, 2019: "If you eat enough beans, any chair can be musical." The joke is that eating…
“If you eat enough beans, any chair can be musical”
A joke on the game of "musical chairs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 9, 2019: "If you eat enough beans, any chair can be musical." The joke is that eating…