“If you don’t swear while driving, then you’re not paying attention to the road at all”

“If you don’t swear while driving, then you’re not paying attention to the road at all” is a jocular statement that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited in print since at least 2010 and is of unknown authorship.
 
“If you don’t swear while driving, you are the reason other people on the road are swearing” is a related saying.
 
 
JoyReactor
31 Mar 2010
If you don’t swear while driving then you’re not paying attention to the road at all.

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Maz
@PanMaz
If you don’t curse while driving you are not paying enough attention to the road.
2:43 AM · Oct 6, 2011

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James Quinn
October 9, 2011 at 8:53 AM ·
If you don’t ‘mutter & curse’ when you’re driving you aren’t paying enough attention to the road. 😮)

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Kara Wetzel
October 13, 2011 at 1:04 PM ·
If you don’t swear while you’re driving you aren’t paying enough attention.

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Emma
@EmmaNM93
If you don’t swear while driving you’re not paying enough attention to the road
8:24 PM · Apr 4, 2012

Witty Profiles
08 Apr 2012 at 7:37pm
if you dont swear while driving
then youre probably not paying enough attention to the road
 
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Ly Duy Ky
@ldkkei
Agreed. “If you don’t swear while driving then you’re not paying attention to the road at all.”
6:25 AM - 25 Jul 12
 
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Greg Micheals
@edmontongreg
If you don’t swear while driving, then you’re not paying attention to the road at all. #yegtraffic
8:37 AM - 28 Jul 12
 
Demotivation
IF YOU ARE NOT SWEARING WHILE DRIVING - Then you are not paying attention to the road.
2012.08.14 submitted by Beloff
 
Some E-Cards
08.22.2012
If you don’t swear while driving then you’re not paying attention.
   
Witty Profiles
06 Oct 2012 at 11:26am
If you don’t swear
while driving then
you’re not paying
attention to the
road at all.
   
Trollable
If you don’t swear while driving then you’re not paying much attention to the road at all.
(Probably November 2012—ed.)