“If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and candles as well”
Many people do not like the taste of candy corn. “If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and candles as well” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
“Eating a handful of candy corn is a lot like eating a handful of tiny candles and bits of off-brand crayons. Gross, and always a bad idea” was posted on Twitter by Melissa Culbertson on October 14, 2011. “Candy Corn IS good. Haven’t you ever stared at a brightly colored candle or a crayon, wondered how delicious they’d be?” was posted on Twitter by “all black legging skirt” on October 5, 2013. “RT @Hoopahontas: Candy corn taste like crayons and candle wax” was posted on Twitter by Coppo @ Bonchon on August 15, 2014.
“Somebody said, ‘If you eat candy corn , I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and bite candles’” was posted on Twitter by 𝚝.𝚋.𝚎 on September 27, 2019. “If you eat Candy corn, I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and bite candles” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Halloween Hollow Haunts on October 6, 2019.
“If you eat candy corn, Im going to assume you eat crayons and candles as well” was posted on Twitter by H U N C H O on October 19, 2019. “If you like candy corn I’m just going to assume you eat crayons and candles as well” was posted on Twitter by JustCallMeQ on September 12, 2020. “If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you eat candles and crayons as well” was posted on Twitter by Danielle Garvy on September 16, 2020.
Wikipedia: Candy corn
Candy corn is a type of small, pyramid-shaped candy, typically divided into three sections of different colors, with a waxy texture and a flavor based on honey, sugar, butter, and vanilla. It is a staple candy of the fall season and the Halloween holiday in North America.
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Melissa Culbertson
@awesomerthan
Eating a handful of candy corn is a lot like eating a handful of tiny candles and bits of off-brand crayons. Gross, and always a bad idea.
5:45 PM · Oct 14, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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all black legging skirt
@savvyfatty
Candy Corn IS good. Haven’t you ever stared at a brightly colored candle or a crayon, wondered how delicious they’d be?
Yes you have, liar.
2:09 PM · Oct 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Coppo @ Bonchon
@Coppo_Sama
RT @Hoopahontas: Candy corn taste like crayons and candle wax
3:37 PM · Aug 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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kaliyah.
@filthyliving
If you eat candy corn… I guess you would eat crayons, candles and ear wax too
10:17 AM · Oct 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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clay robertson
@clayboyatnight
make home made candy corn by pouring candle wax over broken crayons. kids can’t tell the difference and hate it as much as the name brand
7:29 PM · Oct 27, 2014·Favstar.FM
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Roachez, Buenaz Nochez
@tweets_by_dre
Candy Corn is made from broken candles and crayons
11:28 PM · Mar 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Big K.R.I.S.
@_slackademic
Candy corn is part candle wax, part butterscotch, and part orange crayon.
10:56 AM · Oct 24, 2015 from Chicago, IL·Twitter for iPhone
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Morgan-E’lysse
@MorganElysse
I just assume people that like candy corn also love to snack on candles and crayons
2:46 PM · Oct 30, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Extraa Susiee
@BoujieeSuee
If you eat candy corn, I automatically assume you eat crayons or candles.
8:22 PM · Sep 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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𝚝.𝚋.𝚎
@sincerely_tbe
Somebody said, “If you eat candy corn , I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and bite candles”
3:00 PM · Sep 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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@Tonya_Son
Bruh, if you eat #CandyCorn, imma go ahead and assume that you eat crayons and bite candles too…
2:19 PM · Sep 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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@ShanyaNatasha
If you eat candy corn I’m just gonna assume you eat crayons and bite candles
3:56 AM · Oct 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Halloween Hollow Haunts.
October 6, 2019 at 5:44 PM ·
Sorry not sorry
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you eat Candy corn,
I’m just gonna assume
you eat crayons and bite
candles
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Constance La’Dawn
October 7, 2019 at 10:40 PM ·
I will eat crayons and candles before i eat candy corn
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you eat Candy corn,
I’m just gonna assume
you eat crayons and bite
candles
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H U N C H O
@iamchrislee__
If you eat candy corn, Im going to assume you eat crayons and candles as well
12:14 PM · Oct 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Cody Alcorn
@CodyAlcorn
NEW @monmouthu poll shows among #Halloween top-selling candy, the most popular is @reeses Peanut Butter Cups, then @SNICKERS and
@MyMMscom round out top three. The other five candies: Hershey bars, candy corn🤮, Skittles, Starburst and Tootsie Pops. #trickortreat
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you eat Candy corn
I’m just gonna assume
you eat crayons and bite
candles
8:53 AM · Oct 11, 2019 from Greenville, SC·Twitter for iPhone
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JustCallMeQ
@JustCallMeQ3
If you like candy corn I’m just going to assume you eat crayons and candles as well
11:06 PM · Sep 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Danielle Garvy
@Biscuits_nGarvy
If you eat candy corn, I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you eat candles and crayons as well
8:21 AM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@ArtCBabe
Somebody said “if you eat candy corn I’m gonna assume you eat crayons and candles as well”
4:35 PM · Sep 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
I be like
September 22, 2020 at 5:01 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you eat candy corn I’m just going to assume you eat crayons and candles as well.
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VictoriaSecretAngel
@BellaAngelLisa
If you eat Candy Corn I am going to assume you eat Crayons & Candles as well.
10:33 PM · Sep 22, 2020·Twitter Web App