“If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t get one”
"If you don't like gay marriage, don't get/have one" is a slogan that has been on many gift items, such as those from Zazzle.com and CafePress. The pro-gay marriage saying has…
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“If you don’t like my Brooklyn attitude, quit talking to me”
"If you don't like my Brooklyn attitude, quit talking to me" is a jocular Brooklyn saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "A T-shirt that read, 'If you don't like…
“If you don’t like our wings, we’ll give you the bird” (Pluckers)
"If you don't like our wings, we'll give you the bird" is the slogan of Pluckers, a chicken wing restaurant that was originated by University of Texas at Austin students in…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila shots, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like the mafia, why don’t you join it and change it from the inside?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSteve Cox@RealSteveCox"If you don't like the mafia, why don't you join it and change it from the inside?"Quote TweetGeoff Campbell…
“If you don’t like the news, go out and make some of your own”
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own" is a catchphrase of Wes "Scoop" Nisker, a San Francisco (CA) broadcaster. Nisker has used the phrase since…
“If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!”
"If you don't like the way I drive, get/stay off the sidewalk!" is a jocular driving saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite New York bumper sticker: 'If…
“If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes” (weather saying)
"If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes (and it will change)" is a weather saying in many parts of the world. Mark Twain (1835-1910) is often credited with originating it,…
“If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?”
A popular joke about "repossession" was told after the release of the film The Exorcist (1973). This joke was cited in February 1974: "Did you hear of the man who refused to pay his…
“If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll”
"Heads will roll" usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes. "If you don't pile your…
“If you don’t program your mind, it will be programmed for you”
"If you don't program your mind, it will be programmed for you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you do not think for yourself, then government and…
“If you don’t program your mind, your mind will be programmed”
"If you don't program your mind, it will be programmed for you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you do not think for yourself, then government and…
“If you don’t realize that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then…”
"If you don't know that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then you may have been systematically dumbed down" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If you don’t smell it, we ain’t got it” (delicatessen sign)
A popular sign in delicatessens in the 20th century was: "If you don't smell it, we ain't got it," African American vaudeville singer Frankie Jaxon may have added this to the…
“If you don’t stop lying about me, I’ll start telling the truth about you”
"If you don't stop lying about me, I'll start telling the truth about you" is used often in politics, usually credited to Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) from a 1952 presidential…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a BBC reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a CNN reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme has been popular on conservative websites,…