"If Target had a bar, I'd probably never…

“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Target is a retail chain store.

“If Target had a bar, it would be the ultimate retail experience” was posted on Twitter by Craig Mrusek on April 14, 2011. “If Target had a bar, I’d never leave” was posted on Twitter by danny brito on July 15, 2011. “If Target had a bar I’d probably never leave” was posted on Twitter by CollegeTownLife on June 4, 2014. “If target had a bar I would probably never leave” was posted on Twitter by yamela anderson on April 3, 2023.

“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect” was posted on Twitter by Rebecca (@frugieblog) on May 29, 2013. “If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. (via @frugieblog) Imagine how much more $$ they’d get from each of us?!” was posted on Twitter by Dani on May 29, 2013. “‘If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.’—yeah pretty much! http://pinterest.com/pin/503488433311816101/ via @pinterest” (an ecard by Someecards is shown at Pinterest) was posted on Twitter by Stacey Marie Brown on June 7, 2013. “If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. http://some.ly/10RO0Cs via @someecards” was posted on Twitter by Schoena Strudwick on June 12, 2013.

Wikipedia: Target Corporation
Target Corporation is an American retail corporation headquartered in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is the seventh largest retailer in the United States, and a component of the S&P 500 Index. The company is one of the largest American-owned private employers in the United States.

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Leah
@leahfelts
@kristysf @teammandy if Target had a bar, I’d move in.
6:42 PM · Mar 10, 2010

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Craig Mrusek
@DoctorBamboo
If Target had a bar, it would be the ultimate retail experience.
1:58 PM · Apr 14, 2011

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danny brito
@danny_brito
“If Target had a bar, I’d never leave”
3:45 PM · Jul 15, 2011

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Rebecca
@frugieblog
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
2:58 PM · May 29, 2013

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Linda C (she/her)
@AVillageMama
“@nerdgirlmom: Yes! RT @frugieblog: If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.” Indeed
3:02 PM · May 29, 2013

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Dani
@rant_ish
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. (via @frugieblog) Imagine how much more $$ they’d get from each of us?!
3:03 PM · May 29, 2013

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Stacey Marie Brown
@S_MarieBrown
“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.”—yeah pretty much! http://pinterest.com/pin/503488433311816101/ via @pinterest
(The saying is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
12:10 PM · Jun 7, 2013

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Schoena Strudwick
@SchoenaS
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. http://some.ly/10RO0Cs via @someecards
10:57 PM · Jun 12, 2013

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Heather D
@Heather4859
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. http://some.ly/10RO0Cs
@jasonmatheson @lexandthecities
9:41 PM · Jul 10, 2013

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Gina Kurtz
@gina_kurtz
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. http://some.ly/10RO0Cs via @someecards
6:12 PM · Aug 8, 2013

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Alex Zografos
@thealexzografos
If Target had a bar 😆
(“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect” is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
1:58 PM · Nov 8, 2013

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Laughter is the Best Medicine 🤣😂😅😅😂🤣
@ganseylad
IF TARGET HAD A BAR ?
(“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect” is shown on an ecard by SnarkEcards.—ed.)
12:41 PM · Jan 17, 2014

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Angela Stansfield
@gelabean0130
@za_hughesss this is sooo true! If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. http://some.ly/10RO0Cs via @someecards
5:57 PM · Feb 27, 2014

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Planet Beer
@PLANETBEER1
If Target had a bar…. http://buff.ly/1lAwkmt #Beer #Target
(“If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect” is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
8:00 PM · Mar 12, 2014

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CollegeTownLife
@CollegeTownLife
If Target had a bar I’d probably never leave
5:25 PM · Jun 4, 2014

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Amber Kani
@amberkani
If @target had a bar, my life would be perfect. #shopping
(This is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
6:20 AM · Jul 26, 2014

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Cherry Ruffino Team
@CherryRealtors
If Target had a bar, can I get an Amen! #target
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF TARGET HAD A BAR
MY LIFE WOULD BE
PERFECT.
9:18 PM · Apr 2, 2015

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yamela anderson
@iLashMami
If target had a bar I would probably never leave.
7:34 PM · Apr 3, 2023

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El Arroyo
May 22, 2023 at 3:02 PM ·
Your move, target
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
IF TARGET
HAD A BAR
MY LIFE WOULD
BE PERFECT

“If Target had a bar, I’d probably never leave”