“If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?”
Alcohol has frequently been called "liquid courage." Caffeine has sometimes been called "liquid anxiety." "Consuming large amounts of caffeinated drinks is like drinking…
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“If alcohol is liquid courage, then coffee is liquid enthusiasm”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…
“If alcohol is liquid courage, then coffee is liquid optimism”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…
“If alcohol is liquid courage, then coffee is liquid productivity”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…
“If alcohol is liquid courage, then coffee must be liquid motivation”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…
“If all economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion”
"If economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion" is a quip usually attributed to George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), but there is no evidence that he said it. In May…
“If all is not lost, where is it?”
"If all is not lost, (then) where is it?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, buttons and T-shirts. The saying has been cited in print…
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would be Sunday afternoon”
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be the Labor Day weekend" is a jocular traffic saying that has been printed on many images. American…
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would be the Fourth of July”
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be the Labor Day weekend" is a jocular traffic saying that has been printed on many images. American…
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would be the Labor Day weekend”
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be the Labor Day weekend" is a jocular traffic saying that has been printed on many images. American…
“If all the countries in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMartin Williams@Martin1WilliamsIf all the countries in the world are in debt where did the money go?10:41 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter Web Client
“If all the Texas steers were one steer, he would have his front feet in the Gulf of Mexico…”
Texas author Boyce House (1896-1961) is best known for his short, best-selling Texas humor books published during World War II, providing a chuckle to Texans and non-Texans everywhere. House also…
“If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free…”
"Practical advice: If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the wi-fi" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If all you ever do is all you’ve ever done, then all you’ll get is all you ever got”
"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got" has been cited in print since at least 1984. The saying was used in weight control and wellness,…
“If all your troubles are behind you, you must be a school bus driver”
For a school bus driver, the problems often aren't so much the traffic in front of the bus as are the children in the back of the bus. "If all your troubles are behind you, you must be a…
“If America had a slogan, it’d be ‘Don’t bother me, I’m eating’”
“Don’t bother me, I’m eating" is a trademarked advertising catchphrase of Carl's Jr. fast food restaurants, first used on March 19, 2000. "Fuck You, I'm Eating" is…
“If American websites use cookies, do British websites use biscuits?”
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. A popular joke translates American "cookies" to British "biscuits." Another…
“If an argument lasts more than five minutes, both sides are wrong”
American astrophysicist and author Neil deGrasse Tyson wrote in 1998: "It's sometimes said that if an argument lasts more than a few minutes, both sides are wrong. A splendid aphorism,…
“If an avocado is a fruit, is guacamole a smoothie?”
"If an avocado is a fruit, is guacamole a smoothie?" is an avocado saying that has been printed on an image. "If avocado's a fruit then isnt guacamole a smoothie?" was…
“If an ice cream van breaks down, do they have to put out cones?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterThe Dad Joke Man @DadJokeManIf an ice cream van breaks down, do they have to put out cones?#SundayThoughts11:14 AM · May 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone Reddit --…