“Hyperbole is the worst thing ever!”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
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“Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A hyperbole version is: "Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely…
“I (Babe Ruth) had a better year than he (President Hoover) did”
New York Yankee slugger Babe Ruth (1855-1948) was negotiating a new contract with the team during the start of the Great Depression. Yankee ownership believed that Ruth was asking for too much…
“i 8 sum Pi…and it was delicious” (math joke)
"√(-1) 2³ ∑π" ("i 8 sum Pi" or "I ate some pie") -- often followed with "and it was delicious" -- is a math joke that has been printed on T-shirts.…
“I accept CASH APOLOGIES ONLY. That’s why its called ACCOUNTABILITY…it goes into my ACCOUNT”
"I accept apologies in cash" was posted on Twitter by Luke Sparke on June 3, 2009. "I accept apologies in cash, cheesecake or chocolate" was posted on Twitter by Abhi Gupta on…
“I accidentally blew up my chemistry lab in high school. Oxidants happen!”
"Oxidants happen" -- a pun on "accidents happen" is a chemistry joke that has been printed on many images. "Oxidants happen" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns…
“I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course. I’m really struggling to get out of it”
"My wife's booked me on an escapology course... But I'm trying to get out of it!!!" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by oliarno on June 18, 2013. "I'm struggling…
“I accidentally bought too many art supplies. I’m having an excess stencil crisis”
"Existential" shouldn't be confused with "excess stencil," but there are jokes. "I had too many drawing templates and now I can't find any of them. I have an…
“I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s fucking juice everywhere”
"Bloods” and “Crips” are the names of rival gangs in California. There is a "blood orange," and some have suggested there must be a "crip orange." "Got some…
“I accidentally said hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow”
A joke about feminists overreacting to things has been printed on several images: "I accidentally said hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow." "I once…
“I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet. Whoops, E-Daisies”
A joke on the word "whoopsy-daisy" is: "I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet. Whoops, E-Daisies." The one-liner was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 9,…
“I accidentally swallowed some food coloring and dyed a little inside”
A popular pun is told about food coloring: "Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside." The joke…
“I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble pieces” (joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: ScrabbleScrabble is a word game in which two to four players score points by placing tiles bearing a single letter onto a board divided into a 15×15 grid of…
“I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off”
Many people go to sleep with a fear that the ceiling fan will fly off and hit them. "I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off" was posted…
“I actually have a lot of jokes about potatoes, I just don’t know where to starch”
Potatoes contain starch. "I would tell a joke about potatoes, but i don't know where to starch!" -- a pun on "where to start" -- was posted on Twitter by PUNS on October…
“I actually like driving alone because I can listen to the same song 27 times in a row”
"I actually like driving alone because I can listen to the same song 27 times in a row without anyone stopping me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I like…
“I added some Friday to your coffee. You’re welcome”
"I added some Friday to your coffee. You're welcome" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee in the morning often motivates one to get through the day's work,…
“I ain’t rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I ain’t broke”
"I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I ain't broke" (or "I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I'm not broke") is a…
“I ain’t rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I’m not broke”
"I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I ain't broke" (or "I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I'm not broke") is a…