“You can also do work the day after tomorrow. Be lazy. Think crazy”
"Be Lazy. Think crazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's another version of the old saying, "Choose a lazy person to do a hard job because that person will…
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“You can always tell a dogwood by its bark”
Dogs bark. Trees have bark. An old joke is told about the flowering dogwood tree. "Dog-wood, says the New York Star, may readily be distinguished by its peculiar bark" was printed in the…
“You can always tell a Texan—but you can’t tell him much”
"You can always tell a Texan (but you can't tell him very much)" was the title of a 1955 book by Boyce House. The classic saying had been recorded in a Texan version since at least…
“You can always trust me. Not alone with cake, but other than that”
"Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise" (or "You can always trust me. Not alone with cake, but other than that") is a saying that has been printed on…
“You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule’s fucked enough”
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
“You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule’s messed up enough”
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
“You can be as polite as you want. The state will still fucking kill you”
"YOU CAN BE AS POLITE AS YOU WANT. THE STATE WILL STILL FUCKING KILL YOU" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Colorado Marxist on November 5, 2020. It's uncertain who…
“You can be in the middle of a mental break down. Them kids gone ask for a snack”
When kids want food, nothing else matters to them -- certainly not what their parents are going through. This was posted on Facebook by Toya Cooper on September 4, 2022, and it received over 21,000…
“You can be right, or you can be rich”
"You can be right, or you can be rich" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "You can be right, or you can be rich" was printed in the book Secrets of the…
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world & there’s still somebody who hates peaches”
Not everybody is everyone's "cup of tea." American burlesque dancer and model Dita Von Teese used a different expression: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with alcohol and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and Amazon”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with enough tequila and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with vodka and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with wine and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with Xanax and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can beat a race, but you can’t beat the races”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksOh, Doctor!A NovelBy Harry Leon WilsonNew York, NY: Cosmopolitan Book Corporation1923Pg. 123:"You can beat a race," she said, "but you…
“You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it”
"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it" was written by American novelist, poet and environmental activist Wendell Berry in notes from March 14, 1969.…
“You can board a train at dawn and, twenty-four hours later, still be in Texas”
"You can board a train at dawn and, twenty-four hours later, still be in Texas" was made into a popular joke in the 1930s and 1940s. 14 October 1931, Middlesboro (KY) Daily News, pg. 2,…
“You can borrow for college, but not for retirement”
"You can borrow for college, but not for retirement" is popular family financial advice. A family can borrow for a child's education, and the child's future earnings can pay off…