“Beer makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Beer makes me happy. You, not so much" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by Blog About Beer on November 24,…
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“Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortage soon. Panic buy here”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortages soon. Please panic buy”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer, bacon, guns & freedom”
"Beer, bacon, guns & freedom" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "Hope everyone remembers what today's about.. Bacon, guns, beer, and freedom!…
“Beer, lime & sunshine”
"Beer, lime & sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Rum, Ginger beer, lime and sunshine, why the heck not?" was posted on Twitter on May 6,…
“Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants… I think I might be a vegetarian!”
"Tobacco, weed, beer and whiskey are all made from plants... I think I might be a vegetarian!!" (also "Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants... I think I might be a…
“Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862”
"Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862" (or "helping ugly people have sex since 1862" or "getting ugly people laid since 1862," or whatever date) is a popular…
“Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837”
"Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837" -- other dates have been given, such as 1842 -- has been printed on many images. "Beer - helping white people dance since 1837" was…
“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink”
"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The beer saying has been on signs since at least 1994. Newspapers.com1 October…
“Beer: The WD40 for conversations”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Beer…because you can’t drink bacon”
"Beer...because you can't drink bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer was invented because you can't drink bacon" was posted on…
“BeerGasm [noun] that little rush you feel after the first sip of a good beer”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“BEERGASM The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck”
"Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck" is a saying against the Federal Reserve Bank (founded in 1913). The Federal Reserve System has devalued the currency, and a dollar in 1913 was…
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more”
"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more" is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1961. Addison H. Hallock has been most frequently credited for…
“Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Before coffee: Hating everybody. After coffee: Feeling good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Before Conference pears, we could only talk to one pear at a time”
A joke about Conference pears was posted on Twitter by "joe" on March 26, 2013: "Before we had conference pears, you could only talk to one person on a pear at a time."…