“Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak” (food pun)
"Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak" (a pun on "mistake") is a popular food joke that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "As far as…
Sports/Games
“Becoming strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Beef jerky is just a meat Twizzler”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Beef jerky is just cow raisins”
"Beef jerky is just cow raisins" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I'm going to start calling beef jerky 'cow raisins'" was posted on Twitter…
“Beef jerky is just edible leather”
Many people have compared beef jerky to leather. "beef jerky is leather soaked in salty beef soup for a hundred years" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.poems on April 19, 1994.…
“Beef jerky is just meat licorice”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Beef jerky is like a meat raisin”
"Beef jerky is like a meat raisin" -- that is, beef/grape is dried out meat/raisin -- is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 11,…
“Beef sticks imply the existence of beef trees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
“Beef tongue? I could never eat anything that came out of an animal’s mouth. Bring me a boiled egg”
An old joke has it that a restaurant diner is looking for something to eat, and the waiter (or another diner) suggests tongue. "Oh no, I could never eat anything that came out of an…
“Beef Wellington is just a bougie corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Beef Wellington is just a British corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Beef Wellington is just a corn dog in a different tax bracket”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Beef Wellington is just a fancy corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Beef Wellington is just a posh corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Beef Wellington is just a rich man’s corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“Been 6 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Guess it’s time to go there personally and check what’s the problem”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out…”
Many people have been on hold for a long time on their phone calls. "I've been on hold so long that I can't remember who I've called..." was posted on Twitter by…
“Been there, bombed that” (been there, done that + bombed)
"Been there, done that" has been a popular phrase since the early 1980s. "Been there, bombed that" is a jocular twist on that phrase, popularized by the United States' wars…
“Beer—the reason I wake up every afternoon”
"Beer -- the reason I wake up every afternoon" is a saying that has been printed on signs. The jocular saying has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Groups:…