“Your tolerance is leading to your genocide”
"Your tolerance is leading to your genocide" is a saying that means one shouldn't tolerate injustice or the intolerance of others. Tolerance of bad things will lead to one's…
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“I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space at the supermarket today. I couldn’t help wondering what their handicap was”
A personal disability (or handicap) is different from a golf handicap, but there are jokes. "i saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning.i thought to…
“I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning. I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what his handicap is?’”
A personal disability (or handicap) is different from a golf handicap, but there are jokes. "i saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning.i thought to…
“Establish dominance by putting glitter in Christmas cards”
"Establish dominance by putting glitter in (your) Christmas cards" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Glitter and sparkling things are popular at Christmas time. Some…
“Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later…”
"Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions" is a joke that has been printed on many images. In a…
Big Apple Church (Manhattan branch of New York City Church of Christ, 2012-present)
The New York City Church of Christ (originally known as the Central Park Church of Christ) began in June 1983. The "Big Apple Church" is the Manhattan branch. "Welcome to…
“This year went by so fast, I didn’t even have time to lose weight”
"This year went by so fast, I didn't (even) have time to lose weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images Not everyone has time to go to the gym or to diet,…
“These Black Friday sales need to get a lil blacker for me”
"These Black Friday sales need to get a lil blacker for me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. By "blacker," the speaker means that the sales need to be better,…
“It’s Black Friday to many of you. To me, it’s unsubscribe from this email list I never knew I was on Friday”
Many people are bombarded with Black Friday emails, many from companies they have never even heard of. Black Friday is the time to unsbuscribe. "It's Black Friday to many of you. To me,…
“Black Friday: successfully separating people from their money since 1961”
"Black Friday: successfully separating people from their money since 1961" (shown on an image) was posted on Meme Quotes on September 24, 2013. "Black Friday" (the shopping day…
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate crowds, but still love bad financial decisions”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people. "Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate…
“How about a Black Friday for medical bills?”
Black Friday sales often have reduced price televisions, but most people need reduced price necessities -- especially healthcare. "Black Friday but for groceries and utilities and medical…
“The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions of you”
"The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions of you" (or "The best weight to lose is the weight of other people’s opinions") is a saying that…
“The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinion of you”
"The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions of you" (or "The best weight to lose is the weight of other people’s opinions") is a saying that…
“The best weight to lose is the weight of other people’s opinions”
"The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions of you" (or "The best weight to lose is the weight of other people’s opinions") is a saying that…
“Miso soup is such a silly name, like ‘Yes, you so soup’”
"Miso soup" sounds like "me so soup." Of course, there are jokes. "miso soup? YOU so soup 🫵😡" was posted on Bluesky by dillo (yakubian mamba) on September 26,…
“Miso soup is such a silly name like yes u so soup”
"Miso soup" sounds like "me so soup." Of course, there are jokes. "miso soup? YOU so soup 🫵😡" was posted on Bluesky by dillo (yakubian mamba) on September 26,…
“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is”
"Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker (who probably has marijuana in…
“Happy low tire pressure season to all who celebrate”
In the fall and early winter, people notice that the tire light in their car goes off. This means that the tire needs more air, and this event happens to many people every season. Who's…
“Thanksgiving is all family and fun until someone has to wash the dishes”
Thanksgiving might be fun, but what about all those dishes that need to be washed? "This Thanksgiving, my thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who has to do the dishes" (shown on an…