“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test”
Some people want coffee so strong that it shows up in drug tests. This is just a joke, since caffeine is usually not the subject of drug testing.
“‘How strong do you like your coffee?’ I want it to show up on a drug test” was posted on X/Twitter by The Patriot Official on June 24, 2022. “How strong do you like your coffee? Me: I want it to show up on a drug test” was posted on X/Twitter by rey on June 26, 2022. Reddit—Madlads on November 20, 2025 shows this conversation between @pamelabarnik and @4Live, but it is no longer available on X/Twitter.
“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test” was posted on Facebook by Bobby France on July 20, 2022. “i want my coffee so strong it comes up on a drug test” was posted on X/Twitter by third on July 25, 2022. “I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test” was posted on X/Twitter by jay on August 1, 2022. “I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test” was posted on X/Twitter by Taylor on August 1, 2022.
“I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal” is a related saying.
X/Twitter
The Patriot Official
@shawbone82
“How strong do you like your coffee?”
I want it to show up on a drug test.
9:13 AM · Jun 24, 2022
X/Twitter
rey
@reyxsaavedra
How strong do you like your coffee? Me: I want it to show up on a drug test
1:21 PM · Jun 26, 2022
Facebook
Dalton Jay Yellowwolf
June 28, 2022 at 8:14 PM ·
“How strong do you like your coffee?”
“I want it to show up on a drug test.”
X/Twitter
Phillip G. Richardson
@phillipgrich
Her: “how strong do you like your coffee?”
Me: “I want it to show up on a drug test.”
10:11 AM · Jul 2, 2022
Facebook
Bobby France
July 20, 2022 at 9:04 AM ·
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test.
X/Twitter
third
@emiltadefs
i want my coffee so strong it comes up on a drug test
2:19 AM · Jul 25, 2022
X/Twitter
jay
@notafightr
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test
11:39 AM · Aug 1, 2022
X/Twitter
Taylor
@tay_giaco
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test
12:23 PM · Aug 1, 2022
X/Twitter
AMaeRay
@pinkybabey816
i want my coffee so strong, it shows up on a drug test 🖤🤎
3:46 PM · Jul 16, 2023 from Kansas City, MO
X/Twitter
Jakeee
@TheGeedunk
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test
2:07 PM · Oct 27, 2023
X/Twitter
Ms. Mame, Goddess of War
@Ms_Mame
I want my coffee so strong, it shows up on a drug test.
I want it so dark it gets “randomly selected” by the TSA.
11:13 AM · Oct 14, 2024
Instagram
skullcrushercoffee
October 29, 2024
Enter Skull Crusher Coffee 😂
#coffee #strongcoffee #espresso #coffeegram #coffeelovers #coffeetime
(“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test” is shown on an image.—ed.)
X/Twitter
Stephanie Rendrag✝️ 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
@rendragkaan
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test. ☕️
5:54 AM · Nov 19, 2024
X/Twitter
Plantasaurio navideño 🇵🇦🎅
@PlantasaurioOG
“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on my drug test” 😭
10:34 PM · Dec 30, 2024
X/Twitter
Ridge
@Gimpycrip72
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test.
Mornin! 🇺🇲☕️☕️☕️☕️♥️
9:33 AM · Mar 31, 2025
Bluesky
Rob 🏳️🌈
@peterparkhere.bsky.social
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug screen. 😏
7:54 AM · Apr 30, 2025
Facebook
Coffee, Crime & Wine
June 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM ·
☕️🔪🍷
(“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test” is shown on an image.—ed.)
#coffeehouse #coffeeaddict #coffeeshop #coffee #coffeebreak #coffeelover #coffeeholic #coffeetime #coffeecrimeandwine
X/Twitter
JJ
@jjintexas01
I have zero doubt that Andrea is a better person than me. I know I’m selfish 😂😂
I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test. Black as Hilary Clinton’s heart. Tiny splash of heavy cream.
9:01 AM · Oct 30, 2025
Reddit—Madlads
seeebiscuit—November 20, 2025
I totally concur.
(The following two tweets are shown.—ed.)
pam
@pamelabarnik
how strong do you like your coffee
4Live
@4Live
I want it to show up on a drug test.