"I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody…

Some people want coffee so strong that it shows up in drug tests. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward Durham on May 30, 2024:

“I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal.”

“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test” is a related saying.

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Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere
I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal
8:54 AM · May 30, 2024

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🏴‍☠️CrazyBlazer🏴‍☠️
@CrrazyBlazer
I want my coffee so strong it would get someone stripped of their olympic gold medal
3:23 PM · Jul 23, 2024

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Jonathan Edward Durham
‪@thisone0verhere.bsky.social‬
I want my coffee so strong it would get me stripped of an Olympic gold medal four years from now
10:53 AM · Nov 19, 2024

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February 20, 2026
I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal

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Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere
I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal

“I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal”