“Happy low tire pressure light season to all who celebrate”
In the fall and early winter, people notice that the tire light in their car goes off. This means that the tire needs more air, and this event happens to many people every season. Who's…
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“Happy low tire pressure warning season to all who celebrate”
In the fall and early winter, people notice that the tire light in their car goes off. This means that the tire needs more air, and this event happens to many people every season. Who's…
“Happy low tire pressure warning light season to all who celebrate”
In the fall and early winter, people notice that the tire light in their car goes off. This means that the tire needs more air, and this event happens to many people every season. Who's…
“This Thanksgiving, my thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who has to do the dishes”
Thanksgiving might be fun, but what about all those dishes that need to be washed? "This Thanksgiving, my thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who has to do the dishes" (shown on an…
“Dogs might be ‘man’s best friend,’ but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are”
"Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker (who probably has marijuana in…
“Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate”
Who invented salad, and why? This -- from someone who probably doesn't like salad -- was posted on X/Twitter by Joe Pontillo on July 18, 2024: "Salad was likely invented after someone…
“Oysters are such bullshit. You want me to eat this rock? ‘No! See, it’s got a horrible slug inside.’ Fuck off”
Many people do not like to eat oysters. Oysters seem. to them, to be like slug encased in a rock. This was posted on X/Twitter by haptic torture module on March 19, 2021 (the account no longer…
“Cranberry vodka counts as a Thanksgiving side, right?”
Cranberry is a traditional Thanksgiving meal side dish. Vodka usually is not associated with Thanksgiving, but there are cranberry vodka and Thanksgiving jokes. "Cranberries without #vodka ?…
“By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt”
The U.S. president pardons turkeys at Thanksgiving, but were the turkeys ever really guilty of anything? "By accepting the pardon, the turkeys admitted their guilt" was posted on…
“Cranberries without vodka? Must be Thanksgiving”
Cranberry is a traditional Thanksgiving meal side dish. Vodka usually is not associated with Thanksgiving, but there are cranberry vodka and Thanksgiving jokes. "Cranberries without #vodka ?…
“Everyone should be able to film one family Thanksgiving they can show to people to explain why they’re the way they are”
Few things show family dysfunction like Thanksgiving. This was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on November 28, 2024, and it received over 1,400 likes: "everyone should be able to film one…
“I love how people act like Thanksgiving is the one day of the year that they overeat”
People might eat a lot of Thanksgiving, and they often blame weight gain on that, but what about all the other days of the year? This was posted on X/Twitter by Tank.Sinatra on November 15, 2016:…
“I may not be perfect or very good or adequate, but I return shopping carts to their appropriate location”
Returning a shopping cart feels like doing a civic duty, displaying a person's good character. This was posted on X/Twitter by Han Solo Cup on November 9, 2023, and it received over 1,100…
“I love how we’re pretending Thanksgiving is the *one* day we overeat”
People might eat a lot of Thanksgiving, and they often blame weight gain on that, but what about all the other days of the year? This was posted on X/Twitter by Tank.Sinatra on November 15, 2016:…
“USPS Tracking: 1. We’re not sure it exists. 2. It’s arrived.”
The United States Postal Service's tracking system is, perhaps, not the best, and a joke has a parcel being tracked at the extremes. "USPS Tracking: 1. We're not sure it exists. 2.…
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who avoided human contact like champions”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people. "Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate…
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday in sweatpants with fewer witnesses”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people. "Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate…
“The Constitution was written for a country that no longer exists”
The Constitution of the United States was written in the 1780s. Is it an outdated document, or do its principles still apply today? "The constitution was written for a country that no longer…
“My favorite thing about humans may just be our ability to drench potatoes in mayonnaise and call it a salad with a straight face”
Many people do not view a potato salad (usually made without lettuce) as a salad. This was posted on X/Twitter by Troy Johnson on July 4, 2020, and it received over 750 likes: "My favorite…
“The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa”
The battery-operated game of Operation tests players' hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills, seemingly like a medical operation. Similar skills are required for dipping a tortilla chip…