“Never trust a fat motivational speaker”
"Never trust a fat motivational speaker" was posted on Twitter on October 13, 2011. "I could never listen to a fat motivational speaker...why couldn't they motivate themselves…
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“I run on coffee and cuss words”
"I run on coffee, chaos and cuss words" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many "I run on..." variations. "I run on #coffee and cuss…
“I run on coffee, chaos and cuss words”
"I run on coffee, chaos and cuss words" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many "I run on..." variations. "I run on #coffee and cuss…
“Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds rad if you don’t know what either of these things are”
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" sounds like surfboarding on some exotic beach, but it is not. It means water torture at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp (a United States military…
“I run on caffeine, chaos and cuss words”
"I run on coffee, chaos and cuss words" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many "I run on..." variations. "I run on #coffee and cuss…
“Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday”
"Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. "G'moan all! I heard it's Wet-Fart-Wednesday so be careful…
“A tuba player walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A tuba version is: "A tuba player walks into a bar. The dent is $300 to repair."…
“I’m convinced that leaning forward while playing video games substantially improves performance”
Does leaning forward help make a better video game player? "I am 100% convinced that leaning forward while playing video games substantially improves overall performance. /via @nessie111-works…
“Feed me and tell me I’m pretty”
"Feed me (tacos) and tell me I'm pretty" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. In the episode of the American animated television series The Fairly OddParents…
“Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday”
"Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday" is a taco saying that has been printed on many images. "That is why you live every day, like it is TACO TUESDAY" was posted on…
“Wine makes Wednesdays wonderful”
"Wine makes Wednesdays wonderful is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Wine Wednesday" is a related term. "Wine Makes Wednesdays Wonderful" was…
“The hardest part of bringing your lunch to work is resisting the temptation to eat it”
Bringing lunch to work causes temptations. "The hardest part of bringing your lunch to work is resisting the temptation to eat it in the first half hour" is a saying that was posted on…
“Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty”
"Feed me (tacos) and tell me I'm pretty" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. In the episode of the American animated television series The Fairly OddParents…
“A tuba player walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A tuba version is: "A tuba player walks into a bar. The dent is $300 to repair."…
“How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?”
"How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. "How big does a cupcake have to be before it's no longer a cupcake?…
“I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down”
Websites often have a problem with a “server,” providing the basis of tennis puns. "Made a website for depressed tennis players. Servers are currently down" was posted on Twitter on…
“Wine is the best lip stain”
"Wine is the best lip stain" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. "Wine is the best lip stain #factsosaurus @FACTSosaurus" was posted on Twitter on December…
“When I was in school a policeman came in & did a talk on drugs. I didn’t understand a word he said”
People often are invited to schools to talk to children about drugs. Some people talk on drugs. "When I was at school, a policeman came in and did a talk on drugs. Couldn't understand a…
“If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say, ‘Not very good at maths’”
A math joke was posted on Twitter by Sanjeev Kohli on November 27, 2012: "If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say 'really not very good at maths.'"…
“Red wine is the best lip stain”
"Wine is the best lip stain" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. "Wine is the best lip stain #factsosaurus @FACTSosaurus" was posted on Twitter on December…