"Google now hiring! No need to apply, we already have all (of) your data/information" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Google is an internet company that collects…
"All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders" is a jocular restaurant sign that has been printed on many images. "WRITTEN IN A RESTAURANT :All our waiters are married,…
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
"Just text us when you're here. There's no need to knock and get the dogs involved" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many house signs and doormats. A doorbell ring…
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
"Staggering" can mean "the motion of someone who staggers" (noun) and "incredible" or "amazing" (adjective). A pun was posted on Twitter by Me Lord (and…
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or gin. Whatever" (or "Some say laughter is the best medicine. I prefer gin") is…
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
"You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party/roll with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your only as strong…
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
Can chips and salsa help identify those who have reached adulthood? "Growing up is scooping your chip in the salsa rather than just dipping it in to get the juice with no chunks" was…
"You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party/roll with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your only as strong…
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
"Let's get this weekend going, people! That wine ain't gonna pour itself!" (or "Let's get this weekend started, people! This wine ain't gonna pour itself")…
"There's regular crazy and then there's crazy with an internet connection crazy" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Pax Paxochka…
"Let's get this weekend going, people! That wine ain't gonna pour itself!" (or "Let's get this weekend started, people! This wine ain't gonna pour itself")…
Is a pencil just an acoustic pen? “’@Korpsay: pencils are acoustic pens’ deep” was posted on Twitter by hannah on February 8, 2014. "True but as @Nega_Max knowledgeably once told us…
Many people do not like coconut water. "Coconut water tastes like water that's already been in someone's mouth" is a saying that as been printed on many images. “'Coconut…