"Start each day with a positive thought like,…

“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours’” is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. “I start each day just wanting to go back to bed” was posted on Twitter by @TheLazyRunner1 on July 21, 2013. “Start each day with a positive thought, like ‘I’m going to go back to bed now’” was posted on Twitter by Sarah Cooper‏ on November 6, 2016.

“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours’” as posted on Twitter by Abby Heugel on January 23, 2017. “Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours’”—a slight change—was posted on Twitter and Facebook by Abby Heugel on July 27, 2017.

“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.’”—with “just” instead of “about”—was posted on Twitter by 6 Hour Sleep on September 12, 2018.

Twitter
⚡️CDG 🐶‏
@CDG6_
RT @TheLazyRunner1: I start each day just wanting to go back to bed.
6:18 PM · Jul 21, 2013·TweetCaster for Android

Twitter
Samantha Sara
@samcalds94
They say to start each day with a positive thought but mine always involves going back to bed so….
11:25 AM · Oct 29, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Sarah Cooper‏
@sarahcpr
Start each day with a positive thought, like “I’m going to go back to bed now”
11:12 AM · Nov 6, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.”
10:56 AM · Jan 23, 2017·Twitter Web Client

HuffPost
WOMEN 01/27/2017 04:56 pm ET
The 19 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
By Alanna Vagianos
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Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.”
699
10:56 AM - Jan 23, 2017

Twitter
mercedes howard
@YaGirlCedes
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.” #mondaymotivation
12:50 PM · Jan 30, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours.”
11:35 AM · Jul 27, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
Abby Has Issues
July 27, 2017 ·
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours.”

Reddit—Oneliners
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours.” (self.oneliners)
submitted August 24, 2017 by Matiabi

Scary Mommy
20 Hilarious Tweets For People Who Really Love Sleeping
by Joanna McClanahan November 23, 2017
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Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.”
699
10:56 AM - Jan 23, 2017

BuzzFeed
19 Times The Internet Was Accurate AF About Your Mental Health In 2017
“Would it help if we sacrificed a goat?”
Posted on December 9, 2017, at 10:31 a.m.
Shannon Rosenberg
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Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.”
699
10:56 AM - Jan 23, 2017

Twitter
Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Them: Start each day with a positive thought!
Me: I can go back to bed in about 16 hours.
6:26 PM · Jun 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
6 Hour Sleep
@6hoursleep
Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.’ 💤
6:01 AM · Sep 12, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.

Google Books
Title Start Each Day With A Positive Thought, Like… I Can Go Back To Bed In About 8 Hours: Lined A5 Notebook (6"x9”) Blue Small Medium Funny Present Alternative Gift to Birthday Card Silly Office Writing Stationary Joke Journal to Write In Colleague Coworker
Author Office Humor Press
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1695085094, 9781695085091
Length 102 pages

Twitter
KCTN FM 100.1
@KCTNFM
KCTN Morning Show Thought for the Day—Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
7:23 AM · Mar 13, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
Republic State Mortgage CoStart.
June 19, 2019 ·
Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Twitter
Dennis Kalstrom
@ItsReed34
Start each day with a Positive thought like; “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
😅😅
#TuesdayThoughts
2:44 AM · Sep 17, 2019·Twitter for Android

Quote Database
Funny Life Quotes
February 4, 2020 By Anderson Cox
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Quote #40
“Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
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India Times
For The Love Of Snooze! 19 Moments All Sleepyheads Know Way Too Well
Aishwarya Dharni Updated: Feb 07, 2020, 15:52 IST
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Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssues
Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.”
699
10:56 AM - Jan 23, 2017