“We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes”
"I swim because I'm too sexy for a sport that requires clothes" (or "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes") is a swimming saying that has been…
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“We take career advice from someone who went to college to be a guidance counselor”
Students take career advice from a guidance counselor. "It's alarming that I took all my career advice from someone who thought it would be a good idea to go to college to be a guidance…
“We the People have had enough”
"We the People" is the beginning of the Preamble to the United States Constitution. "We the People have had enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, to kill the unfortunate, die for the ungrateful”
Entry in progress -- BP “A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary” is a related saying. Reddit -- Pics mohamedgashoot -- September 8, 2019 A Zippo…
“We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually…”
A humorous statement about CAPTCHA was posted on Twitter by Kendra Fortmeyer on March 23, 2021: "We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our…
“We trade real labor for fake money to pay fraudulent taxes on stuff we don’t own”
"We trade real labor for fake money to pay fraudulent taxes on stuff we don't own" was printed in the blog A Moment With M.O.M. on January 16, 2007. "It seems to me that those…
“We trust banks with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pens”
Banks often have their pens chained to tables. Many people have pointed out that we trust banks with our money, but banks don't trust us with their pens. "seriously.. .have you ever…
“We used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle. Strange looking woman, but she tortoise well”
"Tortoise" can sound like "taught us." "As strange as it was that my teacher wore a shell on her back, she tortoise well. #fit" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan…
“We used to have empires ruled by emperors and kingdoms ruled by kings…”
A popular not-safe-for-work joke is: "We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms rules by kings. Now we have countries ruled by..." British comedian Kenny Everett…
“We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, they’ve gone global”
"We used to have village idiots, but with the Internet, they’ve gone global" isa jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The joke was said by the “Crabby…
“We used to live on a very busy main road..” (joke)
When people say that they live on a very busy street, they do not usually mean living in the actual street -- but there are jokes. This joke was posted on Sickipedia in 2015 and 2017: "We used…
“We want a batter, not a broken ladder”
"We want a batter, not a broken ladder" is a baseball chant that has been popular in the Little League. The chant has been cited in print since at least 2000. GameFAQs Backyard…
“We want a catcher, not belly scratcher”
"We want a catcher, not a belly scratcher" is a child's rhyming baseball chant. "We want a catcher, not a belly-scratcher!" has been cited in print since at least the…
“We want a pitcher, not a belly-itcher”
"We want a pitcher, not a belly-itcher" is a child's rhyming baseball chant. "We want a pitcher, not a belly-itcher!" has been cited in print since at least 1971. "We…
“We want a pitcher, not a glass of water”
"We want a pitcher, not a glass of water!" (a pun on the word "pitcher") is a baseball chant that has long been popular in the Little League. The chant has been cited in print…
“We want bread, but we want roses, too” (Bread and Roses strike)
"Bread and roses" (or "We want bread, but we want roses, too") is a popular labor movement slogan. The saying means that workers need living wages ("bread"), but also…
“We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us, we can’t even function without coffee”
"We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us, we can’t even function without coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at…
“We were all once creampies”
A "creampie" can mean two very different things. "We were all once creampies" was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2011, and on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on April 18, 2018.…
“We were so poor when I was young, when we went to KFC we had to lick other people’s fingers”
KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) has the slogan "finger lickin' good." ""We were so poor we used to get CARE packages from India. On Sundays, my dad used to load us up in the…
“We will continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done”
"We will continue to have (these) meetings until we find out why no work is getting done" or ("We will continue having lots of meetings until I/we find our why no work is getting…