“We need the eggs” (joke)
A popular joke has a man visit a psychiatrist, saying, "Doctor, my son thinks he's a chicken." The psychiatrist suggests that the boy be sent to an institution. "We'd like…
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“We need to have a ‘Bring Your Wine to Work Day’” (BYWWD)
"We need to have a 'Bring Your Wine to Work Day'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day."…
“We need to quit calling DC a swamp. A swamp is a place with an amazing ecosystem. DC is a sewer”
Washington, DC (the seat of the U.S. federal government) is often called a swamp, but many do not believe that is accurate. "DC is a cesspool calling it a swamp is wrong Swamps are an…
“We never knew he was drunk…until he showed up for work sober”
"We never knew he was drunk...until he showed up for work sober" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "I think the only way my boss would know I was…
“We never stop working for you” (Verizon)
"We never stop working for you" is the new slogan of Verizon (formerly NYNEX) communications. (Trademark)Word Mark WE NEVER STOP WORKING FOR YOU Goods and Services IC 038. US 100 101 104.…
“We now live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice…”
"Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy…
“We only have two parties now—patriots and traitors”
"There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There can be but two parties -- patriots and traitors" (datelined from…
“We own the night” (Street Crimes Unit motto)
"We own the night" was the unofficial motto of the New York Police Department's Street Crimes Unit in the 1990s. The unit was disbanded in 2002. The phrase "We own the…
“We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy”
"We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy" (also "We pay the doctor to make us better. But we should pay the farmer to keep…
“We pay the doctor to make us better. But we should pay the farmer to keep us healthy”
"We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy" (also "We pay the doctor to make us better. But we should pay the farmer to keep…
“We play today, we win today—das it”
Mariano Duncan, a Dominican-born infielder on the New York Yankees, said in July 1996: "We play today. We win today. Das it." The saying was printed on T-shirts and became a slogan of the…
“We played like never before, and lost like always”
"Jugamos como nunca, perdimos como siempre" (“We played like never before, but we lost as we always do”) is a familiar saying of Mexico's World Cup soccer teams, as well as other…
“We put an awful lot of trust in coffee cup handles”
If a coffee cup handle breaks, then hot coffee is spilled on the person holding it. "We put an awful lot of trust in coffee cup handles" was posted on Twitter by Deflated Dodgeball™ on…
“We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“We reject the belief that we must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…
“We repair what your husband fixed” (repair company slogan)
"We repair what your husband fixed" is a jocular slogan for many repair companies that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the husband really did not fix the problem.…
“We run on coffee and dreams”
"i run on coffee and dreams" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2024. "i run on coffee and dreams" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“We salt margaritas, not roads”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“We salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“We serve soup to nuts” (restaurant joke)
"From soup to nuts" is an old expression meaning everything, from beginning (soup) to end (nuts). "Nuts," however, is also slang for "crazy," prompting this 1935 joke:…