“We’ll give him a fair trial, then we’ll hang him”
A supposed tale of the old West involves a captured horse thief. The crowd wants to hang him. "No, we can't do that," one member of the crowd says. 'We'll give him a fair…
Alphebetical for "w"
“We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply”
"We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The math pun has been cited in print since…
“We’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge” (Texas Thunder Speedway)
"We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!" The Texas Thunder Speedway in Killeen promises edge-of-your-seat action with this (non-trademarked) slogan. Many…
“We’ll, we’ll, we’ll, if it isn’t autocorrect”
"Well, well, well" is a common interjection. "We'll, we'll, we'll, if it isn;t autocorrect" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on…
“We’re all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough”
Eating raw cookie dough could have salmonella dangers, but many people still eat it. "We're all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough" is a jocular…
“We’re all here because we’re not all there” (recovery program joke)
An old joke has a famous psychiatrist addressing the inmates of a mental institution. "Do we all know why we're here?" the psychiatrist asks. "Yessir," one inmate replies.…
“We’re all in the same game, just different levels”
"We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying comes from the…
“We’re closed but still awesome” (store sign)
"Come in, we're awesome" (or "Come in, we're open and awesome" is a store sign that has been printed on many images. "Come in, we're awesome" is a joke…
“We’re doomed—doomed, I tell you!”
"We're doomed -- doomed, I tell you!" is a clichéd line that might be told about a financial panic by a financial Dr. Doom. Joseph Conrad's 1904 novel, Nostromo, contained the…
“We’re from here” (Frost Bank slogan)
Frost Bank began in San Antonio after the Civil War and is today the largest home-grown bank in the state of Texas. ""We're from here" is its Texas slogan. All Business…
“We’re glad to have you as our guest, And hope you have a good night’s rest…” (poem)
A poem is found in many guest rooms: "We're glad to have you as our guest, And hope you have a good night's rest.Tomorrow, you again may roam,But while you're here, just feel at…
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees”
Basketball player Jason Kidd of the University of California was taken second by the Dallas Mavericks at the NBA draft on June 29, 1994. Kidd is reported to have said: "Now that I'm here,…
“We’re gonna have to retire the expression ‘avoid it like the plague’...”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused some to compare it to the plague. There is the expression "avoid like the plague," but many people did not seemingly try to avoid coronavirus (by…
“We’re Good For You” (Apple Bank)
After the "Big Apple" was re-popularized in the 1970s, it was only a matter of time (1983) before a New York City bank took the "apple" name. Apple Bank's slogan is…
“We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving. Invite neighbors to dinner, murder them, take their land”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land" was said by…
“We’re Here For You, Texas” (Texas Mutual Insurance Company)
The Texas Mutual Insurance Company has used the slogan "We're here for you, Texas" since 1999 and "All across Texas, we're here for you" since 2005.…
“We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it”
"We're here, we're queer, get used to it" has been a slogan of Queer Nation since at least August 1990. A forgotten addition today is, ""We're here, we're…
“We’re just here to post shit we find funny. Please know if that offends you, we find that funny”
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…
“We’re just here to post stuff we find funny. Please know if that offends you, we find that funny”
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…
“We’re not born just to pay bills and die”
"We're not born just to pay bills and die" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The positive (jocular?) saying came first. "My saying is your born, work, pay bills,…