“Who is Scott Fitzgerald, and why is everyone so rude about him?”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940) wrote the novel The Great Gatsby (1925), which is often required reading in American schools. "F" stands for "Francis." "Who is Scott…
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“Who is the fastest man on earth?”/“A drummer. He beats time.”
A riddle about a drummer has been cited in print since 1858: Q: Why is a drummer the fastest man in the world? A: Because time beats all men, but the drummer beats time. "Who is the fastest…
“Who is the healthiest member of the army?”/“General Wellbeing.”
A military riddle is: Q: Who is the healthiest member of the army?A: General Wellbeing. "Who's the healthiest man in the army? General Wellbeing" was posted on Twitter by James on…
“Who is the highest ranking officer at a rock concert?”/“General Admission.”
A rock concet riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 11, 2025: "Who is the highest ranking officer at a rock concert? General Admission." Reddit -- Dadjokes Man-e-questions --…
“Who is the king of office supplies?”/“The ruler.”
An office supplies riddle is: Q: Who/What is the king of office supplies?A: The ruler. "What's the king of all office supplies? The ruler!" was posted on Twitter by "}" on…
“Who is the patron saint of security cameras?”/“St. Francis of a CCTV.”
"St Francis of a CCTV #surveillancereligion" -- a pun on St. Francis of Assisi (1181-1226) -- was posted on Twitter by Not 🚩THAT🚩ready yet 🌹🇪🇺🏴…
“Who is the strongest thief?”/“A shoplifter.”
A "shoplifter" lifts (steals) things from shops, but doesn't actually lift the shops themselves. A riddle is: Q: Who is the strongest thief?A: A shoplifter. The joke has been cited…
“Who is thesis’s sibling?”/“Thebro.”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…
“Who is this ‘moderation’ everyone tells me to drink with?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Who is this 'moderation' everyone tells me to drink with" is a popular saying printed on ecards. Rotten eCardsecard text: Who the fuck is this…
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner”
"Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life until you die" is a jocular food saying that has…
“Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh”
A "sommelier" is not necessarily from the African country of Somalia, but a pun was posted on the website PunGents.com on AUgust 19, 2013: "Who knows about African wines? A Somali,…
“Who made the first soft drink?”/“Adam—he made Eve’s cherry pop.”
"Cherry pop" can mean a cherry soda, but it also has a sexual meaning. An old joke is: Q: Who made the first soft drink? A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop. The joke was popular by…
“Who named them ‘drunk texts’ and not ‘remorse code’?”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Manny @MannyMind Who called them drunk texts? It should have been called remorse code. 1:23 PM · Oct 24, 2016 X/Twitter Steven Gallisdorfer @slg1956 Who called…
“Who needs a guy when there’s chai?”
"Who needs a guy when there's chai?" is a jocular tea saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 19, 2014.…
“Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?”
"Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast? #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on October 19, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia…
“Who needs guys when you have curly fries?”
"who needs guys when you have curly fries" was posted on X/Twitter by ebony on November 3, 2012. The song "Curly Fries" (2022) by heb contains the lyrics: "Who needs guys…
“Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook?”
"Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook?" is a jocular Facebook saying that has been printed on images. "waaaah so much drama on facebook. i really dont know…
“Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook?”
"Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook?" is a jocular Facebook saying that has been printed on images. "waaaah so much drama on facebook. i really dont know…
“Who needs therapy when you can shitpost on X/Twitter?”
Who needs expensive therapy when you can shitpost on social media for free? "who needs therapy when you can shitpost ab being depressed on tumblr" was posted on X/Twitter by woefully…
“Who ordered the clean glass?” (Myron Cohen joke about Stage Deli)
"Who ordered the clean glass?" is a classic restaurant joke of the late Bronx-born comedian Myron Cohen. It's said to have started at the Stage Deli (Seventh Avenue in the West 50s).…