“Why are there no dominatrixes at sandwich shops?”/“Because they’re all subs.”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” does not apply to “sub” sandwiches, but there are jokes.
“thegutlesswonder: a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs http://tmblr.co/ZZlbXvjoVThI” was posted on Twitter by Melly Bell on April 29, 2013. “Why hasn’t anyone opened a sandwich shop yet called ‘Dom’s Subs?’” was posted on Twitter by TotalHell Is Bustin’ Out All Over on August 8, 2016. “I really wanna find someone named Dominick to own a sandwich shop with so we can call it Dom’s Subs” was posted on Twitter by @Klezmerstyle on August 13, 2019. Several restaurants around the world are called “Dom’s Subs,” such as Dom’s Pizza and Subs (Stillwater, NY) and Dom’s Subs (Hackney, UK).
“Why are there no dominatrixes at sandwich shops? Because they’re all subs” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 8, 2021.
“The existence of the meatball sub implies that there is a meatball dom” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Dominance and submission
Dominance and submission (also called D/s) is a set of behaviours, customs, and rituals involving the submission of one person to another in an erotic episode or lifestyle. It is a subset of BDSM. This form of sexual contact and pleasure has been shown to please a minority of people.
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preelpreelpreel
@preelpreelpreel
I don’t want to have to explain why the sandwich shop is called “Dom’s Subs”
12:16 AM · Mar 29, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Melly Bell
@Melt_TheMelly13
thegutlesswonder: a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs http://tmblr.co/ZZlbXvjoVThI
3:23 AM · Apr 29, 2013·Tumblr
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crudematters
@crudematters
Replying to @annaremedial
@annaknitsalot it’ll be next door to my dominatrix-themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs.
3:46 PM · May 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Spaceships On Bankhead
@nonsensicalshit
I wanna open a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s subs #genius #investors
@jason_t_hall @death_b4_decaff
4:27 PM · May 16, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Mike Cecconi
@Cecconi140
I wonder if, in total innocence, a man named Dominick has ever started an Italian sandwich shop called “Dom’s Subs”.
11:25 PM · Dec 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Mike Devine
@mikethedevine
Dom’s Subs would be a great name for a sandwich shop that turns into a BDSM club at night.
11:27 AM · Apr 22, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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rin
@ruimoh
if my name was dominic my only career option would be to open a sandwich shop called “dom’s subs”
1:26 PM · Apr 19, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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TotalHell Is Bustin’ Out All Over
@TotalHell
Why hasn’t anyone opened a sandwich shop yet called “Dom’s Subs?”
3:05 PM · Aug 8, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Strawberry Sin™ #BLM
@Varanis_Ridari
Small Dom, Big Subs
-the story of a short dominatrix and her day job at a sandwich shop.
8:36 PM · May 10, 2017·Twitter for Android
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lulu
@flowerbithc
how come there’s so many sub sandwich shops but no dom sandwich shops??
7:07 PM · Mar 11, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Tig Notaro
@TigNotaro
opening a sandwich/bdsm shop called “Dom’s Subs”
1:07 AM · May 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Devilwoman Sobstory
@indiastroker
I’m gonna open a BDSM sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs
9:33 PM · Jul 18, 2018 from Centreville, VA·Twitter for iPhone
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle*
@Klezmerstyle
Replying to @Joe_Hunter
I really wanna find someone named Dominick to own a sandwich shop with so we can call it Dom’s Subs
3:39 PM · Aug 13, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Mr. 1,000
@alexnichols11
Hi, I’m Dom, owner of Dom’s Subs. This is a public plea to all local perverts to please stop coming to my sandwich restaurant
9:29 PM · Aug 19, 2020·Twitter for Android
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ianVisits
@ianvisits
So there’s a sandwich shop in Hackney called Dom’s Subs.
https://doms-subs.co.uk
Stop sniggering back there.
Dom’s Subs Hackney - Sandwiches - Delivery&Pickup Order Online
doms-subs.co.uk
10:06 AM · Jan 8, 2021·TweetDeck
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Professor of Canine Ludology
@EthanMcQuarrie
Apparently my co-worker was not aware that his shirt from the sandwich shop “Dom’s Subs” had any other meaning
10:31 PM · Mar 18, 2021·TweetDeck
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Queen_Bloodlust July 8, 2021
Why are there no dominatrixes at sandwich shops?
Because they’re all subs.