“We go together like cocaine and waffles”
The film comedy Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) introduced combinations that sort (but not really) go together, like "Chinese food and chocolate pudding" and…
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“We go together like Corona and lime”
"We go together like Corona and lime" is a popular saying that has been printed on images. Corona is a pale lager that is imported in the United States from Mexico. "Her and twitter…
“We got both kinds of music—country and western”
"Country" music used to be called "country and western" music. The movie The Blues Brothers (1980) popularized the joke: Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have…
“We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much”
Three jokes involve a bull and the pun of "charging too much." "We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much" was posted on Facebook…
“We had a candlelit dinner last night. Everything was extremely under-cooked”
A "candlelit dinner" usually has candles on the dinner table. The meal is usually not cooked with candles, but that's a joke that has been credited to English comedian Tim Vine. Vine…
“We had dinner and watched a movie together. Then the plane landed”
Sometimes airplanes put people in contact with very desirable people. American comedian Dave Attell has told this joke since at least 1992: "I was on this date with this really hot model.…
“We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favorite”
Some workplaces have drug testing. A joke is: "We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favorite." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 1, 2017. Reddit --…
“We have beers as cold as your ex’s heart” (bar sign)
"We have beers as cold as your ex's heart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bar signs. It's not known what bar first posted this type of sign. The novel Phantom…
“We have deep depth”
"We have deep depth" is a jocular redundancy that a sports manager or coach says about his or her well-stocked team. Baltimore Orioles manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013) was credite with…
“We have identified the domestic terrorists. They are the federal government”
"WE HAVE IDENTIFIED THE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS. THEY ARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Greggory Paschal on May 22, 2022. It's not known who…
“We have never found a cave painting of a salad”
Cave paintings often show hunting scenes. "We have never found a cave drawing/painting of a salad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. " No one has ever found a…
“We have never seen a cave drawing of a salad. We eat meat!”
Cave paintings often show hunting scenes. "We have never found a cave drawing/painting of a salad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. " No one has ever found a…
“We Have News for You” (Daily News headline after 1963 newspaper strike)
The 1962–63 New York City newspaper strike ran 114 days, from December 8, 1962, until March 31, 1963. The Daily News (New York, NY) ran a memorable front page headline after the end of the strike…
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation & obviously death”
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" is a famous line from the first inauguration of U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt, on March 4, 1933. Red Dwarf is a British science…
“We have to dance until the music stops”
Citigroup CEO Chuck Prince told the Financial Times in July 2007: “When the music stops, in terms of liquidity, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you’ve got to…
“We have to find the people who did this—they need help!” (joke about liberals)
According to a popular joke, two psychiatrists (or two liberals) pass by a man who was just attacked and left bleeding in a ditch. One says to the other, "We must find the people who did this!…
“We have to love our freedom more than we fear a germ”
American environmental lawyer and author Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. spoke to a crowd at Arco della Pace in Milan, Italy, on November 13, 2021. Addressing the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, he…
“We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it”
Congressional Speaker Nancy Pelosi addressed the 2010 Legislative Conference for National Association of Counties on March 9, 2010 and discussed the healthcare bill: “You’ve heard about the…
“We haven’t the money, so we’ve got to think”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Earnest RutherfordErnest Rutherford, 1st Baron Rutherford of Nelson, OM PC FRS (30 August 1871 – 19 October 1937) was a nuclear physicist from New Zealand. He…
“We homeschool because we have seen the village and we don’t want it raising our children”
"It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. "I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children" (or "We homeschool…