“We cater to cowards” (dentist office sign)
Many people are afraid of going to see a dentist. "We cater to cowards" is a sign at many dentist offices that has been printed on many images. "We cater to cowards" was printed…
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“We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you”
"We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you!" is a jocular business saying that has been printed on many images. The business motto was started in Anchorage, Alaska at a bar…
“We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them”
"We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them" is a popular quotation every Memorial Day. American economist and academic administrator Francis Amasa Walker (1840-1897)…
“We control the Tide” (Texas A&M joke about Alabama football)
The #15 Texas A&M Aggies defeated the #1 Alabama Crimson Tide in football, 29-24, on November 10, 2012. (This would be Alabama's only loss and the team would win the national championship…
“We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink…”
Many parents like to treat their kids to a restaurant meal, but it usually ends up to be a trying experience. This was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on March 8, 2019: "We could take our…
“We Cure Our Own Corned Beef; Our Chicken Soup Cures Everything Else” (Ben’s Deli)
Ben's is a deli located in Manhattan at 38th Street, between Seventh and Eighth Avenues. Ben's began in the 1970s on Long Island, specializing in curing its own corned beef. "We Cure…
“We deserve better psyops”
"We deserve better psyops" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The anti-government sarcastic saying is usually shown on a meme, with a person holding this message on a sign.…
“We didn’t lose—we just ran out of time”
"We didn't lose -- we just ran out of time" is an excuse sometimes used in football, where the team that scores last often wins the game. Football Hall of Famer Doak Walker…
“We didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door…”
Many people order online a lot. This joke was posted on Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on June 22, 2020: "My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door…
“We dine out twice a week. My wife goes Tuesdays and I go Fridays”
New York-based comedian Henny Youngman (1906-1998) was known as the "king of the one-liners" and often told jokes about his marriage, usually introduced with, "Take my wife --…
“We Do Dishes” (Fishs Eddy)
'We Do Dishes" is in the window of the Fishs Eddy store (dishware and more). It's not a registered trademark, but it's catchy.…
“We do not consent” (#wedonotconsent)
"We do not consent" (#wedonotconsent) is a popular anti-establishment slogan. "#WEDONOTCONSENT #TWEETCONGRESS #KILLBILL" was posted on Twitter on December 15, 2009.…
“We DO NOT throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put the leftovers in Tupperware…”
Many people don't throw away leftover food. They put the leftovers in Tupperware containers and store them in the refrigerator for a month -- and then throw the food out. "I put leftovers…
“We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy”
U.S. President John F. Kennedy said this in his "moon speech" at Rice University in Houston, Texas, on September 12, 1962: "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon…
“We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy”
U.S. President John F. Kennedy said this in his "moon speech" at Rice University in Houston, Texas, on September 12, 1962: "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon…
“We don’t care how you did it up North”
"I don't care how you did it up North" is a popular Southern saying that has been printed on bumper stickers, T-shirts and posters. Southerners have been resentful of people leaving…
“We don’t deserve coffee”
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“We don’t dial 911”
"We don't dial 911," accompanied by the representation of a gun, is sometimes seen among Texas gift items. Sometimes the full phrase is given as: "We don't dial 911, we…
“We don’t do kings (in America)”
"We had a revolution in 1776 because we don't do kings" was said by conservvative politician and speaker Sarah Palin at the Western Conservative Summit on July 19, 2014. Palin was…
“We don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until the food is ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…