"It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. "I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children" (or "We homeschool…
"We interrupt your happiness (and positivity) to bring you Monday (morning). Your regularly scheduled happiness (and positivity) will resume on Friday" is a saying that has been printed…
Kinky Friedman (the Texas author and humorist) ran for Texas Governor in 2006 and advocated returning gambling to the state. "We invented Texas Hold 'em, but we can't play it…
"We investigated ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrong doing" (or "We investigated ourselves and cleared us of all wrong doing") is a jocular "justice" saying…
"We investigated ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrong doing" (or "We investigated ourselves and cleared us of all wrong doing") is a jocular "justice" saying…
Some people keep a potato masher in a drawer, but this often makes the drawer get stuck. A joke was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 15, 2017: "We keep a potato masher in a drawer…
"Minneapolis" sounds like "mini apple is." "If New York is where the big apple is, Minnesota is where the Minneapolis" was posted on Twitter by Ernie Halter on July 3,…
Western Beef is a Queens-based chain of meat supermarkets. 'We know the neighborhood!" is its (apparently un-trademarked) slogan. http://www.westernbeef.com/ As part of an effective…
"We live in a society where the free thinking, open-minded people are called crazy and the ignorant, closed-minded people are 'normal'" is a saying that has been printed on many…
"We live in a time/world where smart people are silenced so (that) stupid people won't be offended" (or "We live in an age where smart people are silenced so that stupid people…
"We live in a time/world where smart people are silenced so (that) stupid people won't be offended" (or "We live in an age where smart people are silenced so that stupid people…
Is serving the community a punishment? "When did Community service become a punishment?" was posted on Twitter on June 22, 2009. "It's sad that we live in a world where…
"We live in a world where Lego has a label telling you not to eat it, but British food doesn't" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "WE LIVE IN A WORLD…
"We live in a time/world where smart people are silenced so (that) stupid people won't be offended" (or "We live in an age where smart people are silenced so that stupid people…
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police" is a one-line joke from Baltimore-born comedian Jeff Marder. The line has been cited in print since at least 1994 and…
"We live in a time/world where smart people are silenced so (that) stupid people won't be offended" (or "We live in an age where smart people are silenced so that stupid people…
"We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we're not machines" is a saying to describe an age of CAPTCHA computer applications. "Living in a world where we have…
"We live in a time/world where smart people are silenced so (that) stupid people won't be offended" (or "We live in an age where smart people are silenced so that stupid people…
Some retailers have low profit margins, but high volume. The old joke is told about a retailer who sold products below cost, losing a little money on each sale. "I make it up on volume,"…
“I Love NY” ("I *heart* NY") is a New York State promotional campaign that originated in the 1970s. "We Love NYC" or "We Love New York City" ("We *heart*…