“To neigh or not to neigh, that is equestrian”
“To be, or not to be, that is the question” is the opening phrase of a soliloquy by Prince Hamlet in William Shakespeare’s play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. Several jokes replace “the question” with “equestrian.”
“to ride or not to ride? that is the equestrian!” was posted on Twitter by Aoife Blake on April 26, 2009. “To ride horses or not to ride horses. That is the equestrian” was posted on Twitter by claire poirier on September 12, 2013. “To ride horses, or not to ride horses. That is equestrian” was posted on Twitter by 🎗 MOGGY 🎗 on January 6, 2014. “To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian” was posted on the newsgroup de.talk.jokes on March 15, 2015. “To ride a horse or not to ride a horse? That is equestrian…” was posted on Twitter by David Green on July 21, 2018. “To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian” was posted on Twitter by Dad Jokes on November 29, 2019.
“To neigh or not to neigh: that is the equestrian” was posted on Twitter by James Collier on November 4, 2010. “To neigh, or not to neigh, that is the equestrian. #lessambitiousquotes” was posted on Twitter by Randolph Duke on January 10, 2011. “To neigh or not to neigh, that is equestrian” was posted on Twitter by Weird Horse on October 3, 2011. “To neigh or not to neigh, that is equestrian” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on November 9, 2017.
“To trot or not to trot? That is equestrian. GOLD!” was posted on Twitter by Weird Horse on August 7, 2012. “To trot or not to trot. That is equestrian. (via @weirdhorse) http://bit.ly/RkCLfQ” was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on August 7, 2012. “To trot or not to trot. That is Equestrian. #dressage” was posted on Twitter by Prince Charles (parody) on August 9, 2012.
Wikipedia: To be, or not to be
“To be, or not to be” is the opening phrase of a soliloquy given by Prince Hamlet in the so-called “nunnery scene” of William Shakespeare’s play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. In the speech, Hamlet contemplates death and suicide, bemoaning the pain and unfairness of life but acknowledging that the alternative might be worse. The opening line is one of the most widely known and quoted lines in modern English literature, and the soliloquy has been referenced in many works of theatre, literature, and music.
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Aoife Blake
@AoifeBlake
to ride or not to ride? that is the equestrian! sorry for the bad joke, but im excited to be taking up horse riding again over the summer!
4:05 PM · Apr 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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James Collier
@jamescollier
To neigh or not to neigh: that is the equestrian.
3:41 PM · Nov 4, 2010·Tweetie for Mac
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Randolph Duke
@CelebYouTaunt
To neigh, or not to neigh, that is the equestrian. #lessambitiousquotes
7:10 PM · Jan 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To neigh or not to neigh, that is equestrian
4:51 AM · Oct 3, 2011·Mobile Web
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To neigh or not to neigh? That is equestrian
12:49 PM · Feb 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To neigh or not to neigh? That is equestrian: http://weirdhorse.com/mugs.html
2:40 PM · Apr 17, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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🅰️lan Wilson
@Alan_Wil5on
To ride or not to ride, that’s equestrian.
9:04 AM · Jul 30, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Geordie Culture
@GeordieCulture
To ride or not to ride. That is the equestrian
8:53 AM · Jul 31, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Becci
@BecciB00
To watch the horse riding, or not to watch the horse riding… That is equestrian.
4:45 AM · Aug 4, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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mark andrews
@acechippy
@AlanCarr Hi Alan ,To ride or not to ride, that is equestrian.
12:07 PM · Aug 6, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To trot or not to trot? That is equestrian. GOLD!
11:11 AM · Aug 7, 2012·Hootsuite
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Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
To trot or not to trot. That is equestrian. (via @weirdhorse) http://bit.ly/RkCLfQ
11:18 AM · Aug 7, 2012·twitterfeed
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Prince Charles (parody)
@Charles_HRH
To trot or not to trot. That is Equestrian. #dressage
11:02 AM · Aug 9, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Harriet Charnock-Bates
@HCharnockBates
To ride or not to ride? That is the equestrian question
9:02 AM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To neigh or not to neigh? That is equestrian
5:15 PM · Feb 18, 2013·Hootsuite
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Drew Heinl
@ThisIsntDrew
To ride a horse, or not to ride a horse, that is the equestrian.
10:01 AM · Mar 21, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To trot or not to trot, that is equestrian
6:31 AM · Apr 12, 2013·Hootsuite
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claire poirier
@BelieveInFood13
@Michael5SOS To ride horses or not to ride horses. That is the equestrian.
9:16 PM · Sep 12, 2013·Twitter SMS
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🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
To ride horses, or not to ride horses.
That is equestrian.
8:18 AM · Jan 6, 2014 from North Warwickshire, England·Twitter for Android
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Weird Horse
@WeirdHorse
To neigh or not to neigh, that is equestrian
8:03 AM · Feb 7, 2014·Hootsuite
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Lindsay Wallace
@Linzy_Wallace
Replying to @showjumperlife
“@ShowJumperLife: “To or ride or not to ride, that is the equestrian” - William Shakespeare”
5:19 PM · Nov 17, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Google Groups: de.talk.jokes
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Thomas Fernandez
Mar 15, 2015, 12:08:52 PM
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To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter November 9, 2017
To neigh or not to neigh, that is equestrian.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/porichoygupto January 19, 2018
To neigh or not to neigh, that’s equestrian.
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David Green
@DavidGreenComic
To ride a horse or not to ride a horse? That is equestrian…
9:15 PM · Jul 21, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/CYBERSson August 20, 2019
To be or not to be a horse rider. That is equestrian.
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
To ride a horse or not to ride a horse.
That is equestrian.
4:53 PM · Nov 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
To ride a horse or not to ride a horse…
That is equestrian!
7:07 AM · Dec 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Doc🐕
@DocAtCDI
To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian.
10:46 PM · Oct 17, 2020·erased17488918_DXPSyblGL3
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The spirit of Diderot
@UK_Republic
‘To ride or not to ride, that’s equestrian’ #ShakespearesAnimals
5:58 PM · Sep 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
My brother (The farmer) has a horse that quotes Shakespeare. “To be or not to be, that is Equestrian.”
8:49 PM · Apr 23, 2022·NorthernOvationMediaBot
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lals
@Alanascottish
To ride a horse or not to ride a horse - that is equestrian!
5:59 AM · Jun 8, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
Dad joke for your Sunday! https://instagr.am/p/Cf1vj_lOc1z/
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
TO RIDE A
HORSE OR NOT
THAT IS
EQUESTRIAN
2:19 PM · Jul 10, 2022·IFTTT