“Today I am going to give it my some”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
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“Today I bought a cupcake without sprinkles. Diets are hard”
"Today I bought a cupcake without sprinkles. Diets are hard" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many items, such as ecards and T-shirts. "Today I bought cupcakes without…
“Today I got tested to see if I’m sick. Tomorrow I’ll go to the cemetery to see if I’m dead”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many people getting tested, even when they had no symptoms of any sickness. "taking a test to see if you are sick is like going to the cemetery…
“Today I learned that ‘Wet Floor’ signs are not a request”
Many buildings have "Wet Floor" signs, indicating that people should walk there only with great caution. The sign usually means that the floor has just been cleaned. A joke is:…
“Today I learned that British imperial florida ounces are different from US florida ounces”
The abbreviation "fl. oz." stands for "fluid ounces." A joke has it that some people think this means "Florida ounces." Some people who grew up in Florida actually…
“Today I took a class on castration. It was all neuter me”
"Today I took a class on castration. It was all neuter me. #LunchPun #RateMyPun" was posted on X/Twitter by Jim Corbridge on April 15, 2021. "TOOK A CLASS ON CASTRATION. IT WAS ALL…
“Today I was drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is”
"drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is" was posted on Twitter by farah mynaf ☾ on March 11, 2022. The tweet went viral and received over 218,000…
“Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry”
"Happier than a bird with a french fry" is a relatively new saying. There are several prints for "Happier Than a Bird with a French Fry," such as "TODAY I WILL BE HAPPIER…
“Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful”
"Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful" and "The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have" are sayings that have been printed on many…
“Today I’d like to sit and sip, forget the world a little bit”
"Today I'd like to sit and sip, forget the world a little bit. Ignore the things I have to do, and just enjoy a cup or two" is a coffee/tea saying that has been printed on many…
“Today I’m doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn’t finished…and I’m no quitter”
"Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished...and I'm no quitter" is a jocular saying about laziness that has been printed on many…
“Today I’m doing nothing. ‘Kuz I started doing it yesterday, but I haven’t finished it yet”
"Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished...and I'm no quitter" is a jocular saying about laziness that has been printed on many…
“Today I’m going to give it my some”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“Today I’m gonna give it my almost”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“Today I’m having a vision problem. I can’t see myself doing anything at all”
"I'm having a vision problem today. I can't see myself doing much" and "Today I'm having a vision problem. I can't see myself doing anything at all" are…
“Today in veterinary class we learned that cows have four stomachs…” (joke)
Gray's Anatomy is an English written textbook of human anatomy that was originally written by Henry Gray. Grey's Anatomy is an American medical drama television series that premiered on…
“Today is a gift—that’s why it’s called the present”
"Today is a gift -- that's why it's called the present" has been cited in print since at least 1993 and possibly originated on a Hallmark greeting card. The newspaper comic…
“Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (April 1)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“Today is International Women’s Day” (joke)
International Women's Day is on March 8th; a Women's Day was celebrated in New York City on February 28, 1909. A joke has been printed on several images: "Today is International…
“Today is like coffee. It will be as good as you make it”
"Today is like coffee. It will be as good as you make it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today is like coffee, it will be as good as you make it! #motivation…