“Three kinds of economists” (joke)
The old economics joke goes: "There are three kinds of economists: Those who can add/count and those who can't." (Also, "Those who know how to add/count and those who…
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“Three languages, you’re trilingual; two, you’re bilingual; one, you’re American”
A joke has long been popular in Europe that if you know three languages, you're trilingual. If you know two languages, you're bilingual. If you know just one language, you're an…
“Three little pigs walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version involves three little pigs. One little pig walks into the bar, takes a drink,…
“Three little words: mar gar ita”
"Three little words" are usually "I love you." "Three words: Mar Gar Ita" was posted on Twitter by Emily Hurley on August 5, 2010. "Dinner today? Three words:…
“Three logicians walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular logic joke is: The bartender says: “Would any of you guys like a drink?”The…
“Three main rules of American engineering: (1) Always use the right tool for the job…”
Three rules were posted on Twitter by Soumen Bhattachaya on May 20, 2010: "Mechanic’s 3 rules:1-Always use the right tool for the job.2-A hammer is the right tool for any job.3-Anything can…
“Three men in a room”
"Three men in a room" in Albany politics refers to the Governor, the Senate Majority Leader and the Assembly Speaker. No one else in New York state government matters except these three…
“Three men walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes about two or three men walking into a bar and ducking (or not…
“Three Nazis walk into a BAR…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Nazi version is: "Three Nazis walk into a BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle)."…
“Three of the hardest things to say: 1. I was wrong, 2. I love you, 3. Worcestershire Sauce”
"Worcestershire Sauce" is difficult for many to pronounce. "Sometimes, the hardest things to say are'"I'm sorry', 'You were right', 'Worcestershire…
“Three of the hardest things to say: 1. I was wrong, 2. I need help, 3. Worcestershire Sauce”
"Worcestershire Sauce" is difficult for many to pronounce. "Sometimes, the hardest things to say are'"I'm sorry', 'You were right', 'Worcestershire…
“Three of the hardest things to say: 1. I’m sorry, 2. You were right, 3. Worcestershire Sauce”
"Worcestershire Sauce" is difficult for many to pronounce. "Sometimes, the hardest things to say are'"I'm sorry', 'You were right', 'Worcestershire…
“Three phrases that sum up Christmas: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included”
A popular Christmas saying printed on many images is: "Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included." The jocular line has been…
“Three places you can stay for free: in your lane, out of my business and over there”
"places you can stay absolutely free: - over there - in your lane - out of my business" was posted on Twitter by @stfufeeIs on December 26, 2020. "Top 3 places you can STAY…
“Three programmers walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A programmer version is: "A programmer walks into a bar holding up two fingers and…
“Three Republicans walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Democrat/Republican version is: "Three Democrats/Republicans walk into a bar. The…
“Three Republicans walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Democrat/Republican version is: "Three Democrats/Republicans walk into a bar. The…
“Three rights walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A direction version is: "Three rights walked into a bar. They left" Three right…
“Three S’s of wine tasting: Swirl, Sniff and Sip”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Three sewing machines walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version involving two sewing machines was posted on Twitter by Fenella Kernebone on…