“Three Nazis walk into a BAR…” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A Nazi version is:
“Three Nazis walk into a BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle).”
”@FS2B three nazis walk into a bar” was posted on Twitter by Moggy&I on December 17, 2011, although it is somewhat uncertain what “bar” means here. “So, three Nazis walk into a BAR. #Getsmeeverytime” was posted on Twitter by Often Wrong on February 15, 2012. “3 nazis walk into a BAR… RT if you get it” was posted on Twitter by Mike Marine on May 18, 2012. “Three Nazis walk into a bar…” (a Browning Automatic Rifle is shown) was posted on Reddit—Pics on October 18, 2012.
“Three Nazis walk into a BAR. They all get shot” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 2, 2015. “So three Nazis walk into a BAR. Guess they just wanted some shots” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 17, 2017.
“A Nazi walks into a bar…mitzvah, It did not go well” is a related bar joke.
Wikipedia: M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle
The Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR or B.A.R.) is a family of American automatic rifles and machine guns used by the United States and numerous other countries during the 20th century. The primary variant of the BAR series was the M1918, chambered for the .30-06 Springfield rifle cartridge and designed by John Browning in 1917 for the American Expeditionary Forces in Europe as a replacement for the French-made Chauchat and M1909 Benét–Mercié machine guns that US forces had previously been issued.
Twitter
Moggy&I
@MoggyAndMe
Replying to @FS2B
@FS2B three nazis walk into a bar.
9:13 PM · Dec 17, 2011·TweetDeck
Twitter
Often Wrong
@Clamroyale
So, three Nazis walk into a BAR.
#Getsmeeverytime
12:52 PM · Feb 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Matthew Gates
@Synchangel
So, three Nazis walk into a BAR.
4:08 AM · Apr 10, 2012·TweetDeck
Twitter
Mike Marine
@MikeMarine_
3 nazis walk into a BAR… RT if you get it
9:25 PM · May 18, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
Shawn Meyer
@Dasmeyer
Three nazis walk into a bar, they all die.
12:32 AM · May 19, 2012·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Lord Adamar
@LordAdamar
Three Nazis walk into a BAR: http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p288/lordadamar/550742_453329604679120_1797287454_n.jpg
7:49 AM · Jun 8, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
David_Mondello
@DavidMondello
Three Nazis walk into a BAR.
#WW2humor #pun
12:47 AM · Jun 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Sam Hill
@sammyhill12
So…. Three nazis walk into a B.A.R….
3:23 PM · Sep 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Pics
Posted by u/ABCDOMG October 18, 2012
Three Nazis walk into a bar…
(A Browning Automatic Rifle is shown.—ed.)
Twitter
IceCreamCheeseCake
@WILLoveYouNever
So three nazis walk into a BAR… Browning Automatic Rifle. Fucking classic.
11:49 PM · Nov 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
AbdulHanan
@bananaafritter
So three Nazis walk into a BAR(Browning Automatic Rifle)
6:54 AM · Jan 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Dhampire01 April 26, 2015
2 nazis walk into a bar
COMMENTS
RSW30
A BAR is a machine gun from WW2. Browning Assault Rifle.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/The-sweden-ball May 2, 2015
Three Nazis walk into a BAR
They all get shot.
COMMENTS
mike4real
in case you don’t get it, a BAR is a Browning automatic rifle.. main infantry weapon used by US in WWII
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Metalbeck October 24, 2016
3 Nazi walk into a BAR
They’re dead.
Twitter
WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
3 Nazis walk into a BAR…
Browning
Automatic
Rifle.
11:46 PM · Dec 5, 2016·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Coltan375 February 17, 2017
So three Nazis walk into a BAR
Guess they just wanted some shots
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/The_Spare_Ace March 20, 2017
3 Nazi’s walked into a BAR
The prisoners ducked, and the Americans freed them.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/MartianPortal November 9, 2017
Two Nazis walk into a BAR
Both die immediately, and the soldier operating the Browning was rewarded by his platoon leader.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/metinb83 January 31, 2018
Two Nazis walk into a BAR ...
... BAR as in Browning Automatic Rifle. They get shot and killed. Their mothers will never get to bury their children. War is hell.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Tox1cAshes November 19, 2018
Two Nazis walk into a BAR
They die
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Walrus9000 December 20, 2018
Two Nazi’s walk into a BAR
They die…
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/konstantinua00 January 20, 2019
2 nazis walk into a BAR
They died
The Hill
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COMMENTS
Mr. Padawan Scott • I got a joke for everybody:
3 Nazis walk into a BAR*.
Then an American mowed them down.
🤣🤣🤣
*Browning Automatic Rifle
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Conn-T-117 March 15, 2021
Three Nazis walk into a BAR…
and none of them leave
