“They don’t have enchiladas in Europe. They have centimeterladas”
There are no inches in the word "enchilada," but there are jokes about a "centimeterlada" or "centimeterilada." "Is this an enchilada or a centimeterlada?"…
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“They don’t have to say it’s martial law if they call it a quarantine”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some quarantines. Many people compared the quarantines to martial law. "THEY DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT'S MARTIAL LAW IF THEY CALL IT A…
“They don’t ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes”
"They don't (even) ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is…
“They don’t like it when your authenticity is louder than their facade”
"They don't like it when your authenticity is louder than their facade" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Damien The Poet on July…
“They don’t make things like they used to—and they never did”
"They don't make things like they used to" is an old lament that has had been said about many things. "They don't make plays or do anything now like they used to" was…
“They don’t want to ban hate speech. They want to ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“They don’t want you to have free speech. so they invented the term ‘hate speech’ to shut you up”
"They don't want you to have free speech. so they invented the term 'hate speech' to shut you up" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Barbed wire is shown over…
“They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“They don’t want to ban guns. They want a monopoly on them”
"They don't want to ban guns. They just want a monopoly on them" was posted on Twitter by Nikki Moonitz on June 24, 2021. "They" refers to governments. "They…
“They eat anything with legs except a table and anything with wings except an airplane”
Cantonese cuisine (from the Guangdong Province in southern China) has been joked about by northern Chinese for the Cantonese variety that seemingly includes every living thing. The French writer…
“They finally made a documentary about clocks. It’s about time!”
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
“They finally published my book about sex with herbs. It’s about f*cking thyme!”
"Thyme," an herb, has had many puns with the word "time." A book titled It's About Thyme: An Herb Manual and Cookbook of Herb and Non-Herb Recipes was published in 1988.…
“They gave their tomorrow for our today”
"They gave their tomorrow for our today" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images. “When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your…
“They gave their tomorrows for our todays”
"They gave their tomorrows for our todays” is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images. “When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your…
“They have fought grandly, nobly, and we must have more of them”
“They have fought grandly, nobly, and we must have more of them," wrote Confederate General Robert E. Lee on September 21, 1862, to General Louis T. Wigfall. General Lee was referring to the…
“They have plant based burgers, but not a meat based salad”
"I’m going to order a meat based salad next time they offer plant based burgers" was posted on Twitter by Jeep Cherokee on July 24, 2019. "There’s lots of plant based burger and…
“They keep saying that nobody wants to work anymore but really… nobody wants to be overworked & underpaid anymore”
"They keep saying that 'Nobody wants to work anymore' but really just nobody wants to be overworked and underpaid anymore" is a work saying that has been printed on many images.…
“They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now”
British comedian Bob Monkhouse (1928-2003) is remembered for a classic line: “They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” It's not known…
“They met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill”
“Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl” is a classic drama plot. "BOIL MEETS GRILL" was printed in the San Francisco (CA) Examiner on February 14, 2007. "They met in…
“They might as well put ‘Uhhh…’ in front of every item on drive-thru menus”
People who order at a restaurant's drive-thru often hesitate as they look at the menu. This was posted on X/Twitter by Elizabeth on April 9, 2013: "They might as well put…