“They say you are what you eat. I bought ready to eat apricots…”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
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“They say you are what you eat. I don’t remember eating a big disappointment”
"They say you are what you eat. I don't remember eating a big disappointment" is a self-deprecating joke. "'You are what you eat' I don't remember eating a big…
“They say you are what you eat. That’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast for breakfast”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“They say you are what you eat. That’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“They say you are what you eat. Today I bought some ready to eat chicken…”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“They say you can’t fix stupid. Turns out you can’t quarantine it, either”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines, and many people were quarantined with…
“They say you find love in every corner. My life must be a circle”
Circles don't have corners. "They say you find love in every corner. My life must be a circle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you find love…
“They say you should test your fire alarm every month. That would cost a fortune in houses”
You shouldn't test a fire alarm by starting a house fire, but there's a joke: "They say you should test your fire alarm every month. That would cost a fortune in houses." The…
“They say you’re only as old as you feel. Well I feel like I’ve been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and been sent to work”
"They say you’re only as old as you feel. Well I feel like I’ve been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and been sent to work" is a jocular saying that has been…
“They say, ‘Get a passport, see the world.’ As if passport is the issue”
"get a passport, see the world" was posted on X/Twitter by TylerTheCreator (now just "T") on December 1, 2019. This received over 214,000 likes. Many people responded that they…
“They should change the word ‘thesis’ to ‘thebro’ to fight matriarchy”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…
“They should do a reverse Hallmark Christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits NYC…”
In a typical Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, the protagonist (a young woman) becomes disillusioned in the big city (such as New York City), and finds the true meaning of Christmas right in her…
“They should first test the COVID vaccine on government officials…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to a race for a COVID-19 vaccine. "They should first test the COVID vaccine on government officials. If they are safe, the vaccine is good. But if they…
“They should invent a DoorDash, but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in”
DoorDash can deliver a hot meal, but sometimes people need something after that to make their night complete. "Doordash but they come to your bedside and give a forehead kiss as they leave…
“They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight”
"What sounds good for dinner tonight?" is a daily question. This was posted on X/Twitter by "the braless wonder" on June 22, 2025, and received over 100,000 likes: "They…
“They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another”
People on hold with customer service need someone to talk to. This was posted on Twitter by John Mayer on October 4, 2017, and received over 314,500 likes: "They should let everyone on hold…
“They should put more wine in the bottle so there’s enough for two people”
"They should put more wine in the bottle so there's enough for two people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They should put more wine in the bottle..…
“They should start reporting the number of kids that go missing every day the way they report Covid”
"They should start reporting the number of kids that go missing every day the way they report Covid numbers. Maybe that would get people’s attention" is a saying that has been printed…
“They should stock ATM’s better. I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds”
A bank's ATM might say "insufficient funds," but whose funds are insufficient? "dnt tell any1 but Standard bank,ABSA n FNB r bankrupt! Tried withdrawing money from them n they…
“They sleep, we grind. They dream, we shine”
"They sleep, we grind. They dream, we shine" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "MEANS YOU WORKING HARDER SONNY. WHILE THEY SLEEP, WE GRIND. HARD"…