“This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING”
"This is your captain speaking..." is a familiar introduction on a passenger airplane. "hello, this is your captain speaking. HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING" was posted on…
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“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are amazing and you can handle anything”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are powerful beyond measure…”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at you this week”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
"This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. The full saying was posted on This…
“This isn’t an office—it’s hell with fluorescent lighting”
"This isn't an office -- it's hell with fluorescent lighting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1999…
“This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”
"Kale tastes like I'd rather be fat" (or "This kale salad tastes like I'd rather be fat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This green smoothie w…
“This kitchen is seasoned with love”
"This kitchen is seasoned with love" is a saying that has been printed on many wall decorations in many kitchens, both professional and in the home. The saying has been cited in print…
“This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed. I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world”
"This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed. I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world" is a saying that has been printed on several images. What the lady…
“This lockdown is no walk in the park”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closures of many parks. "A walk in the park" usually means something easy. "I’ll say this about #lockdown - it’s no walk in the…
“This mama runs on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
“This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids”
People who have children often cut back alcoholic consumption -- at least in front of them. "This margarita tastes like I don't even have kids" (that is, good and strong) is a…
“This margarita tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This mask is as useless as our governor” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“This mask is as useless as our politicians” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“This mask is as useless as the government” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine”
"This may be the wine talking, but I love wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This may be the wine talking, but I love wine. (And Luke Bryan)" was posted on…
“This might be wine” (written on a mug or container)
"This might be wine" (written on a mug or container) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “There’s a chance this is wine” is a similar saying. TwitterStephanie…