“This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids”
People who have children often cut back alcoholic consumption—at least in front of them. “This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids” (that is, good and strong) is a jocular saying that has ben printed on GIFs. The saying was posted on Twitter by Kate Hall on August 1, 2014.
Other alcoholic drinks are sometimes substituted for “margarita.” “This wine tastes like I don’t even have kids” was posted on Twitter on November 6, 2015.
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Kate Hall
@KateWhineHall
This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids.
5:40 PM - 1 Aug 2014
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MissScarlett
@T_OHara620
This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids. #Parenthood #Margarita #tequila #mommyproblems
7:47 PM - 28 Aug 2014
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Zarina
@zdealsnow
This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids. Square Paper Coaster
This margarita ... http://ift.tt/1EiGy5M
9:46 PM - 5 Oct 2014
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Parent Brain
@ParentBrain
This chianti tastes like I don’t have kids
10:32 PM - 20 Jan 2015
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Menka
@Chenomenka
This wine tastes like I don’t even have kids. #HappyFriday 🍷
5:28 PM - 6 Nov 2015
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swollenvoice
@swollenvoice
This alcohol tastes like I don’t even have kids.
7:30 PM - 28 Jan 2016
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Kate Hall @KateWhineHall
This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids.
6:40 PM - 1 Aug 2014
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Margarita so good you can briefly imagine you’re still young and free of any real responsibility. We love our kids but the occasional break from reality is never a bad thing. Tequila is a good facilitator for conjuring up that feeling.