“The wife wants me to sell my exercise bike because I ‘don’t use it’...”
Many people don't use their exercise bikes. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on February 13, 2024: "The wife wants me to sell my exercise bike because I 'don't use it'.…
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“The will must be stronger than the skill”
American boxer Muhammad Ali (1942-2016) said in his autobiography The Greatest: My Own Story (1975): "Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep…
“The will of the people is stronger than the noise of politicians”
"The will of the people is stronger than the noise of politicians" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The site Tenor made this saying on a GIF on November 1, 2020, and…
“The Winter Olympics: Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn”
Athletes from Scandinavian countries (where the weather is cold) usually dominate at the Winter Olympic Games. African countries are not well represented at the Winter Olympics. The winter sports…
“The wise man poops on company time. The foolish man waits until his break”
"The wise man poops on company time. The foolish man waits until his break" is a saying that has been shown on a popular image. The image makes this appear to be an ancient Chinese…
“The woods are full of long hitters” (golf adage)
"The woods are full of long hitters/drivers" is a golf saying; golfers who can hit long often can't hit straight and send the ball off the course and into the woods. The saying has…
“The word ‘cheese’ is cancelled. Everyone must now call it a loaf of milk”
Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…
“The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ‘Eat’”
"Fat" looks like the word "Eat." "The word 'Fat' is only one dash away from the word 'Eat'" was cited on Twitter on August 16, 2009. "The word…
“The word ‘homeowner’ has the word ‘meow’ in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again”
"The word 'homeowner' has the word 'meow' in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i just noticed…
“The word ‘politics’ is derived from ‘poly’ meaning ‘many’ and ‘ticks’ meaning ‘parasites’”
“The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'” is a humorous…
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my —”
"The word 'vocabulary' isn't even in my...my...uh, what do you call it..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. "The word…
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words”
"The word 'vocabulary' isn't even in my...my...uh, what do you call it..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. "The word…
“The working class pay taxes. The middle class pay accountants. The upper class pay politicians”
"Poor people pay taxes, rich people pay accountants, very rich people pay politicians" was posted on Twitter by "I am Ann" on April 29, 2019. There are many variations of this…
“The world does not owe you anything. You are not a loan”
"You are not a loan" (a pun on "you are not alone") was painted on a business sign and printed in the Sun Sentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL) on May 24, 1998. "You are not a…
“The World Health Organization has said dogs are immune to COVID-19. WHO let the dogs out”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was officially declared a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on March 11, 2020. A joke on the title of the song "Who Let the Dogs Out"…
“The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something”
'The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often refers to the internet and social…
“The world is a resort for about 500 ultra rich people and the rest of us are just the staff”
Many people feel that the rich own the world and everyone else seems to be just there to serve them. "My coworker and I were talking about capitalism and he said this: 'the earth is a…
“The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion”
"The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that your example (your actions) is more important that your…
“The world is full of apathy, but I don’t care”
"The world is full of apathy, but I don't care" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. "The world's full of apathy, but I don't…
“The world is full of good people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…