“There is one advantage to having nothing—it never needs repair”
"There is one advantage to having nothing -- it never needs repair" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There is one advantage to having nothing -- it never needs…
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“There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”
"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American" is a paraphrase of O. Henry (the pen name of William Sydney Porter, 1862-1910). The words come…
“There is one thing better than a shot of tequila. A bottle”
"There's only one thing better than a shot of tequila........ A Bottle 😀😁🍻" was posted on Facebook by Joshua Landeros on August 31, 2021. The tequila saying became popular…
“There is only one and this is it” (Carnegie Deli)
Carnegie Deli (near Carnegie Hall) is famous for its large sandwiches. Its slogan ("There is only one and there is it") is less famous. There is a Carnegie Deli is Las Vegas, so…
“There is only one bad word: taxes”
The American political satire mockumentary sitcom television series Parks and Recreation, on the episode "Go Big or Go Home" that originally aired on January 20, 2011, the character Ron…
“There is only one fruitcake—it just keeps getting sent around”
Americans send each other fruitcake over the Christmas holiday season, but does anyone ever eat it? In 1978, American humorist and food writer Calvin Trillin said that someone in Denver once told…
“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it”
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother…
“There is only one thing better than a glass of wine. A bottle”
"There is only one thing better than a glass of wine. A bottle" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "After a busy day, there's only one thing better than a…
“There is Poupon everything”
"There is Poupon everything" -- a joke on "poop on everything" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Grey Poupon is a brand of Dijon mustard which originated in…
“There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking”
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "There may be no excuse for laziness, but…
“There need to be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation”
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "There should be sympathy cards for…
“There needs to be a restaurant named Chick-fil-B open exclusively on Sundays”
Chick-fil-A is an American fast food chicken restaurant chain that is not open Sundays. "#chickfila I'm considering opening up a fast food place called Chick-Fil-B, open ONLY ON SUNDAYS…
“There never was a horse that couldn’t be rode or a man that couldn’t be throwed” (Will James)
"There never was a horse that couldn't be rode or a man that couldn't be throwed" is a bit of cowboy wisdom that's been attributed to Will James (1892-1942), a cowboy…
“There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax”
"Income tax" sounds like "in come Tax." A joke was printed in a 1917 newspaper: "A prosperous farmer of this county, who was looking after business in town yesterday,…
“There once was a girl who loved pi…” (limerick)
A pi poem posted on EveAndersson.com is credited to Tom Wilson on June 27, 2002: "There once was a girl who loved piI never could quite fathom whyTo her it's a wonderTo me just a…
“There ought to be more dancing”
"There ought to be more dancing" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. "There ought to be more dancing" was cited on Twitter on February 17, 2009.…
“There oughta be a law!”
"There Oughta Be a Law!" was a newspaper cartoon by Al Fagaly and Harry Shorten that ran from 1946 until artist Fagaly's death in 1963. "There oughta be a law!" became a…
“There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected”
"There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. Who wants to gain calories on…
“There should be a Godzillow app where you can buy houses Godzilla has smashed for really cheap”
Godzilla is a famous fictional monster in Japanese films who often destroys houses. Zillow is an American online real estate marketplace company. There is no "Godzillow," but there are…
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays”
"There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "There should be a holiday…