“There’s a certain irony to getting married on Independence Day”
Some people get married on Independence Day (July 4th). "@kevinthompson and the irony is you get married on Independence Day !" was posted on Twitter by A Witty Remark on December 13,…
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“There’s a chance this is wine” (written on a mug or container)
"There's a chance this is wine" (written on a mug or container) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There´s a chance this is wine" (shown on a…
“There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator” (math joke)
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator (Only a fraction of people will find this funny)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“There’s a man at work who plays heavy metal all day. He’s office rocker”
"Off his rocker" (meaning a crazy person) sounds like "office rocker." "My boss traded in his desk chair for a recliner & became addicted to playing 'Guitar…
“There’s a new pie shop near me. It’s open 22/7”
"24/7" usually means 24 hours a day, 7 days a week -- all the time. "22/7" is an approximation for the number π ("pi"). "There's a new shop only sells Pies…
“There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on”
“There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on" was posted on Twitter by Jonny Beswick on December 6, 2013. "There's a nudist convention in…
“There’s a reason the windshield is bigger than the rearview mirror”
"There's a reason the windshield is bigger than the rearview mirror. Where you're going is better than where you were" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“There’s a reason why ‘sober’ and ‘so bored’ sound almost exactly the same”
"There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several ecards. "Day 2 of…
“There’s a reason you take kids to pick apples, but don’t take them to a slaughterhouse”
"There's a reason you take kids to pick apples, but don't take them to a slaughterhouse" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Origin of the saying is…
“There’s a tweet for everything”
Twitter is a popular messaging service, and it's proverbial that "there's a tweet for everything." "I have a tweet for everything!" was posted on Twitter by…
“There’s a urinary side effect to the new Pfizer vaccine. It makes your p silent”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in several companies competing to make vaccines. One of those companies was Pfizer, Inc. (pronounced without the "p," like…
“There’s a woman in the park who sells batteries. She sells C cells by the seesaw”
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is a tongue-twister that has been cited in print since at least 1904. There are several puns on this famous line, such as the woman who sells…
“There’s a woman who sells batteries by a convenience store. She sells C cells by the C-store”
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is a tongue-twister that has been cited in print since at least 1904. There are several puns on this famous line, such as the woman who sells…
“There’s always a bull market somewhere”
"There's always a bull market somehwere" is an optimist's outlook for a bad market. If not nationally, then internationally; if not stocks, then bonds -- when something goes…
“There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee”
"There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "there's always peace in a strong cup of coffee...…
“There’s always room at the top”
Entry in progress -- B.P. [This entry was assisted by research from Stephen Goranson of the American Dialect Society listserv and from the Quote Investigator.] Wikipedia: Daniel WebsterDaniel…
“There’s always room for dessert”
"There's always room for dessert" is a popular saying at the dinner table. "There is always room for ice cream" was cited in print in 1901. "Always room for cake"…
“There’s always room for Jell-O”
"There's always room for dessert" is an old saying used at many meals. "There's always room for Jell-O" is a popular Jell-O brand gelatin slogan that was introduced in…
“There’s always time for a glass of wine”
"There's always time for a glass of wine" is a saying that has been printed on many signs and wall plaques. Brooklyn's Poly Prep had "But it's always time for a glass…
“There’s always work at the post office”
In the 1987 film Hollywood Shuffle, Bobby Taylor's (the actor-director Robert Townsend) grandmother tells him that if his Hollywood dreams don't work out, "There's always work…