“The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release”
"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 14, 2004. The joke originated on the website…
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“The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten”
"The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to American attorney and politician…
“The national arms are covered with glory” (Ignacio Zaragoza, after the battle of Cinco de Mayo)
Ignacio Zaragoza was born in what is now Goliad, Texas. On May 5, 1962 ("Cinco de Mayo"), he led the Mexican Army sucessfully against the French forces at the Battle of Puebla. General…
“The national dish of America is menus”
English radio and television journalist Robert Robinson (1927-2011) wasn't too impressed with American food. On the BBC-TV show Robinson's Travels (August 1977), he said: "The…
“The Nazis had a phrase which covered all abuses by the state: ‘Für Ihre Sicherheit’”
"The Nazis had a phrase that covered all abuses by the State: 'Für euer sischerheit' ---> 'It's for your safety'" was posted on Facebook by Go Pray USA on…
“The new American dream is to be left the hell alone”
The American dream is "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, the Declaration of Independence states. To many people, the American dream is simply to be left alone, free of government…
“The new Covid variant is communism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had several variants to the disease. Several people said that the final Covid variant is communism. "yes and it's variant is Communism" was posted…
“The New World Order is the real virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
“The New World Order is the virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
“The New York City Marathon is really just a bunch of people running away from Staten Island”
The New York City Marathon was first run in 1970. Since 1976, the five borough course has started in Staten Island. “@MarcFaletti: NY Marathon starts in Staten Island. Is the image of a bunch of…
“The New York City police chief said, ‘We will never forget 9/11’” (joke)
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. English stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr told this joke:…
“The New York Idea”
The New York Idea is the title of a 1906 play by Langdon Mitchell (1862-1935). The comedy about marriage included the line: "Marry for whim! That's the New York idea of marriage."…
“The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department”
The New York (NY) Times has been called the "paper of record." When politicians wanted information to be seen, they "leaked" the information to the Times. WikiLeaks (launched in…
“The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department”
The New York (NY) Times has been called the "paper of record." When politicians wanted information to be seen, they "leaked" the information to the Times. WikiLeaks (launched in…
“The news is trauma based mind control. You’re not being informed, you’re being manipulated”
"The news is trauma based mind control. I'm going to keep saying this until people understand. You're not being informed, you're being manipulated" is a saying that has…
“The Newspaper That Can’t Be Bought” (Village Voice)
The Village Voice weekly newspaper first published on October 26, 1955. In April 1996, the Village Voice became free. The Village Voice announced the free newspaper policy with a new slogan:…
“The next Covid variant is communism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had several variants to the disease. Several people said that the final Covid variant is communism. "yes and it's variant is Communism" was posted…
“The next forecast with the words ‘ice’ and ‘salt’ better be a damn margarita recipe”
"The next forecast with the words 'ice' and 'salt' better be a (damn) margarita recipe" is a jocular saying about a winter weather forecast that has been printed on…
“The next pandemic—driven by a virulent conspiravirus. We’ll need to go into a Facebook lockdown”
"Conspiravirus" (conspiracy + coronavirus) is a portmanteau term that was moderately popular at the beginning of the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Tory-ITV-Murdoch conspiravirus…
“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade is gonna get a punch”
A pun on the two meanings of "punch" was posted on Twitter by "John" on January 31. 2015: "The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load…