“The only entitlement I expect from my government is freedom”
"The only entitlement I expect from my government is FREEDOM" (also shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Lisa York on November 2, 2014. It's not known who created this popular…
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“The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions”
The exercise joke about "jumping to conclusions" has a long history. "Logical exercise for ladies -- jumping to conclusions" has been cited in print since at least 1867.…
“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable”
Ezra Solomon (1920-2002) was a professor of economics at Stanford University. As a member of the President Nixon's Council of Economic Advisors (1971-1973), Solomon contributed to the change…
“The only gambling I do is buying shoes online”
"The only gambling I do is buying shoes online" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard in 2017. A woman is shown trying on the shoes, but will they fit? TwitterSteve…
“The only good substitute for a coffee is two coffees”
"The only good substitute for (a) coffee is two coffees" (or "The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee”
"The only good substitute for (a) coffee is two coffees" (or "The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The only good substitute for coffee is two coffees”
"The only good substitute for (a) coffee is two coffees" (or "The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The only good time to say ‘I have diarrhea’ is during a game of Scrabble”
"The only time it's good to yell 'I have diarrhea' is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points" is a jocular saying that has been…
“The only job where you can start at the top is the job of digging a hole”
"The only job where you start at the top is digging a hole" is a popular business joke, cited in print since at least the 1920s. The authorship is not known. 24 April 1923, Kingston (NY)…
“The only man able to stop Michael Jordan was Dean Smith”
"The only man able to stop Michael Jordan was Dean Smith," a popular professional basketball saying goes. Dean Smith's was Michael Jordan's college coach at the University of…
“The only man worth chasing this summer is the ice cream man”
"The only man worth chasing this summer is the ice cream man" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Seriously, the only man worth chasing is the fucking ice…
“The only non-essential business is government”
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, many governments shut down businesses that were deemed "non-essential." "The only non-essential business I see is the Government and News…
“The only people who love Mondays are the ones who date their colleagues”
"The only people who love Mondays are the ones who date their colleagues" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "The…
“The only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients and Texans”
"The only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients and Texans." This quote was in the movie Bad News Bears (2005 version) and also appeared on a T-shirt. About the truth of…
“The only person telling you the truth in politics is the one who says he is not voting for you”
“The only person telling you the truth in politics is the one who says he is not voting for you" is a saying of unknown authorship. A person who is against you and who tells that to you --…
“The only person who likes change is a baby with a wet diaper”
"The only person who likes change is a baby with a wet diaper" is a saying that his frequently used in politics and in business. The authorship is unknown. “The only person who…
“The only pizza worth eating” (Abitino’s)
Abitino's New York Style Pizza has locations such as Eighth Avenue and 42nd Street and Bleecker Street. It calls itself "The only pizza worth eating," but that can be strongly…
“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary”
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" is a saying that dates to at least 1953. The saying means that work leads to success; success doesn't come without…
“The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does”
"The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does/stops" -- that is, the body fat still jiggles -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music stops”
"The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does/stops" -- that is, the body fat still jiggles -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…