“The money is always greener in the other guy’s wallet”
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence" is an old proverb meaning that everyone's situation in life is seemingly (if not actually) more desirable than one's…
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“The moon landing never happened! It’s still in the sky”
The "moon landing" means a person landing on the moon. "Moon landing" does not mean that the moon is landing, but there are jokes. "The moon landing never happened the moon…
“The more captains you have on the field the better” (soccer adage)
A soccer team has the positions of "captain" and "vice-captain." A general adage is that it's better for a team to have its captains playing on the field. "I've…
“The more comfort food I eat, the less comfortable I am”
"Comfort food" might seem comforting at first, but too much comfort food can be fattening. "The more 'comfort food' I ate, the less comfortable I felt!" was posted on…
“The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos”
"The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain; the saying was popular in California by May 2018.…
“The more I learn about my government, the more I like my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…
“The more I learn about my government, the more I love my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…
“The more I learn about my government, the more I want my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…
“The more random people you see jogging for no reason the higher the rent is going up”
If you're in a neighborhood and you see people jogging -- and not afraid of gunshots -- it could be an expensive neighborhood. "The more random people you see jogging for no reason the…
“The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated”
"The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated" is jocular work advice that has been printed on many images. "Lesson learned today: The more…
“The more white people you see jogging for no reason, the higher the rent finna be”
If you're in a neighborhood and you see people jogging -- and not afraid of gunshots -- it could be an expensive neighborhood. "The more random people you see jogging for no reason the…
“The more you eat, the more you want” (Cracker Jack slogan)
Cracker Jack is an American brand of consisting of molasses-flavored, caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts. Since at least March 1896, Cracker Jack has advertised, "The More You Eat, the More…
“The more you know, the crazier you look”
"The more you know, the crazier you look" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Conspiracy theorists, for example, can sound crazy to many people who have no idea what they…
“The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget…”
Entry in progress -- BP Scholar Works26 April 1927, The Montana Kaimin, Google BooksPhilosophy and the Social SciencesBy Wayne Albert Risser Leys Ann Arbor, MI: Edwards Bros.1939 Pg. 7:The more you…
“The more you research, the crazier you sound to ignorant people”
"The more you research, the crazier you sound to ignorant people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Don Freeman on…
“The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war”
Chinese Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek (1887-1975) said in 1939, "The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war." The saying was also used by U.S. General Hugh Aloysius Drum…
“The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle”
"The more you sweat in practice/training, the less you bleed in battle" is a popular sports and fitness adage, often printed on T-shirts. "The more you sweat in peace, the less you…
“The more you tell, the more you sell” (marketing adage)
"The more you tell, the more you sell" is an old marketing adage. The more information that prospective customer learns about a product, the more that customer can be attracted to the…
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe—eat cake”
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe -- eat cake!" is something that many eateries have written on blackboards. "The heavier you are, the harder you are to…
“The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you to do nothing with your life”
American comedian Jake Weisman posted on Twitter on November 3, 2013: "The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing…