“The next song is all about subtractions. Take it away, boys”
"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..." was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on January 10, 2011. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. "This next song is…
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“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it”
"The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it" is a one-line joke that has been printed on several gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. ""The hot…
“The NSA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke involving the National Security Agency (NSA) is: "The NSA walks into a bar.…
“The NSA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke involving the National Security Agency (NSA) is: "The NSA walks into a bar.…
“The NWO is the real virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
“The NWO is the virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
“The NYPD toilets were stolen. Police have nothing to go on”
A police joke is sometimes localized to New York City: ""The NYPD toilets were stolen. Police have nothing to go on." "Crooks stole all the toilets at a Philadelphia police…
“The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly”
"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Robert Anton Wilson (1932-2007) and Robert Shea (1933-1994)…
“The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf”
Golfers try to lower their scores, prompting this, from reddit -- Shower Thoughts on July 18, 2015: "he object of golf is to play the least amout of golf." The one-line saying went viral.…
“The odds are good that you will be laid up long before you are laid out” (insurance adage)
"The odds are good that you will be laid up long before you are laid out!" has been cited in print since at least June 2010, listed in a frequently reprinted article titled…
“The odds are good, but the goods are odd” (male-female ratio)
Male-to-female ratios are disproportionate at some schools (such as engineering schools or former women's colleges), but heterosexual students note that a large proportion of geeks and gays…
“The office Christmas party is a chance to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes”
Julius Sharpe posted a Christmas joke on Twitter on December 17, 2013: "The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for twenty…
“The official flag of 2020” (a face mask on a flagpole)
"The official flag of 2020" (a face mask on a flagpole) has been shown on many images. A related joke is a mock Pledge of Allegiance: “I pledge allegiance to the mask of the World…
“The official tree of New York City is scaffolding”
New York City has a lot of scaffolding. Erin Gloria Ryan posted on Twitter on September 29, 2013: "The official tree of New York City is scaffolding." Ryan's tweet was included in…
“The oil field never sleeps” (adage)
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
“The oilfield never sleeps” (adage)
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
“The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner. There were strings attached”
"There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" is an English nursery rhyme. "RT@punoftheday The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings…
“The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy”
"The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy" is a joke based on fathers who embellish their alleged hard scrabble beginnings. The kids today have it easy; the…
“The older I get the better I was” (sports adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Zazzle.com'The Older I Get, The Better I Was!' T Shirts 28 November 1965, Oregonian (Portland, OR), "East Oregon Desert Produces Own Mark Twain" by E.…
“The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning”
"'The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning' http://t.co/fBiZAEbl" was posted on X/Twitter by "B" on September 29, 2011.…