“People who hate candy corn can’t wait to tell you”
Many people do not like candy corn, and they're very vocal about it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Simon Holland on October 1, 2024: "People who hate candy corn can’t wait to tell…
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“People who haven’t pooped yet today, why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?”
"People who haven’t pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?" was posted on Reddit -- AskReddit on January 1, 2019, and went viral (over 220,000 likes). The…
“People who help you find what you’re looking for at liquor stores should be called ‘spirit guides’”
"People who help you find what you're looking for at liquor stores should be called 'spirit guides'" is a jocular saying (a pun based on the double meaning of…
“People who invented internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had internet”
The internet distracts many people from doing other work. "The people who invented the internet never would have got around to doing it if they'd had the internet" is a jocular line…
“People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don’t be right all the way mentally”
"People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don't be right all the way mentally" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mfs who let the seat belt noise…
“People who like bubble tea suck balls”
Bubble tea contains chewy tapioca balls ("boba" or "pearls"). It's sometimes said that bubble tea "sucks balls," or that the people who drink bubble tea…
“People who like to drink know when liquor stores close. Alcoholics know when liquor stores open”
"If you know when the liquor store closes you are crafty. If you know when the liquor store opens you are an alcoholic" was posted on Twitter by Griffin Danes on June 14, 2013.…
“People who live in glass houses should take out insurance”
"Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" (one shouldn't criticize others when the same criticism can be directed at one's self) is an old proverb from at…
“People who love to eat are always the best people” (Julia Child)
"People who love to eat are always the best people" was written by American chef and author Julia Child (1912-2004) to her friend Avis DeVoto on January 5, 1953. The quotation wasn't…
“People who need leaders aren’t fit to choose them”
"Those who need leaders are not qualified to choose them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, according to the speaker, someone who needs a leader is weak and is…
“People who pay, pay attention”
When people get stuff for free, they often don't care as much as someone who had to pay for the same thing. "Those who pay taxes pay attention" was printed in The Times (Shreveport,…
“People who say ‘good morning’ should be forced to prove it”
"Good morning!" is a common greeting. "What's good about it?" is a frequent -- and usually unwelcome -- response. "People who say 'Good morning' should be…
“People who say ‘the system works’ work for the system”
"People who say 'the system works' work for the system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. English comedian, actor, and radio host Russell Brand posted this on…
“People who say fractions are better than decimals are missing the point”
"People who say fractions are better than decimals are missing the point" is a math pun that was posted on Twitter by Jack McFadden on July 24, 2015. "If you are converting decimals…
“People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bed”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit longer are my kind of people”
"Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit…
“People who tell you the truth are trying to free you from a prison you don’t even know you’re in”
"People who tell you the truth are trying to free you from a prison you don't even know you're in" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "people who tell you…
“People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot”
"People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot" is a jocular saying that appears to have developed in two parts. "Some men and women talk by the…
“People who think that Canadians are more polite have never been to a minor league hockey game”
Canadians have a reputation for being polite. “Some day, Canada will rule the world. Then you’ll all be sorry” and “What is Canada’s favorite board game?"/"Sorry!” are a few…
“People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill”
Many people fart while on a treadmill. "You can't outrun a fart on a treadmill" was posted on Twitter on March 8, 2010, and the saying has been printed on several images. "Pro…